Joumana Kidd

People just love their celebrity gossip. Maybe that's my angle. Shit. I'll join the crowd, not too proud to beg (like TLC said) - maybe the celeb gossip crowd needs someone who you know, thinks it's all a bunch of shit anyway. Maybe I can turn the world on to the things that really matter like psychedelic music and drugs.

Anyway, back to this Joumana Kidd business. She's clearly a psycho, like most women. I feel bad for Jason Kidd - he's clearly a good guy. A great basketball player. Now he's got to deal with this psycho wife. Sad for him and for his kid. But really that's what you get when you marry someone just because they have a nice rack. So in that sense I don't feel sorry for him. If that's all you care about really then that's what you're going to get. I think about 80% of marriages in this country are truly disturbing unions between two people that don't even really like each other. Often one or both of these people have no idea who they even are. What I mean by that is clear to me but I'm a goddamn genius.

If you're asking then you're probably someone I'm talking about. Most likely, yes. If you think about nothing but celebrity gossip and what kind of pants you should buy next then yes. Yes, I'm talking to you. You are upset your life isn't like the fairy tale hollywood movies you watch?

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