Paris Hilton Marries Michael Jackson In Secret Ceremony

Last night in Little Rock, Arkansas - Paris Hilton married Michael Jackson in a secret ceremony.

The Local Media's Reaction Is As Follows:

Mary after they is star dont.

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AND I AGREE 100%.

While we here at weirdbiz have known about this marriage since before time began being the Godlike creature that we are.

This may come as some sort of shock to your earthling mind. Please do not be. It is not real, nothing is. Become aware of your inner biscuit. Nurture your biscuit. Feel alive in your soul. Make a dreamy wavelike move with your hand.

Now, my friend, you are ready to dance. You are ready to truly dance the dance.

OK you say, well gosh, I don't want to know about the answer. I don't want to be one with heaven. I just want to know more about this satanic creature called Paris Hilton. I want to know more about this strange oddity of an entertainer mr Michael Jackson. I understand. I understand all too well.