Charlie The Redneck

don't worry folks.

I have not forgotten. Weirdbiz Productions has not forgotten. You do realize you are witnessing history right? The very formation of reality is happening now. Charlie The Redneck will become the most popular character in the world and you are here in his beginning stages. At some point someone thought he would even be called Troy. I don't know why this thought got spread around the internet like a wildfire. But it happened and now we have to deal with it!

We are very hopeful that Charlie will make his first appearance today.

What does Charlie enjoy? Charlie likes long walks on the beach. Charlie likes a good romance novel. No no... Charlie likes guns and Jesus. You know the type, yup, the very stereotypical redneck that we've all come to love. Unfortunatly these stereotypes exist because most of these people are actually indistinguishable from each other. Yup. You heard it hear first. What?

Charlie is going to be giving you some information about the government and about liberals you know, the usual. Hell, you'll love it because I told you to love it. Oh yeah, that reminds me. I had all kinds of dreams last night. Not even dreams, man, but visions.

That should maybe give them the proper import.

I may wish to hypnotize you later. I think this may be the place for it. We'll have to come up with a name for our hypnotizing monkey though. Perhaps that's it. The hypnotizing monkey.