Warning! God's Judgment Is Coming!
This may be the most hilarious thing I've ever seen. I love the categories of people getting the warning, it's hard to pick a favorite.
Which one is most ridiculous?
VOTE
1. Pot Smoking Little Devils
2. Lewd Women
3. F se Religions (False? Lost the a and the l?)
4. Pencil Neck Weak Kneed Gutless Men
5. Sports Nuts (WTF?)
6. Rebellious Women (ha ha)
7. Child Molesting Homosexuals (I suppose child molesting heterosexuals are fine?)
8. Witches (what fucking century is this again?)
9. And Mormons
10. Liar (there's just one)
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115 Comments:
I've got to say #5 "Sports Nuts" - that's just ... a new level of insane.
for some reasons "and mormons..." really tickles my funny bone. mitt romney is fucked.
I like that the two-faced people are illustrated by the "drama" signs.
Seems us non-child-molesting homosexuals will be fine as well.
What a hypocrite
And us child-molesting heterosexuals are fine as well.
Hopefully someone will show this picture to him 10,15, 20 years later to show him how foolish he behaved.. if only he is to wake up sooner and see the serious problems that Organized Religion creates.
What if more than one category applies to you?
Does that mean I got an instant ticket to hell?
Ive killed several people, not babies, so I should be good there, Ive smoked pot but, im not a devil, yeyauh! i win.
you forgot money lovers!
who doesnt love money anyways??? atleast on one level or another.
what about that one that says "thin necked, weak kneed, gutless men" I guess when men die and become skeletons the skeletons go to hell, that explains why skeletons are fucking scary.
What a little puke! Someone musta really whacked that kid with the stupid stick NICE and HARD.
Poor bastard's also already got a combover.
ha, ha that kid is soooo white.
lesbians are sooooo hot.
"Pencil Neck Weak Kneed Gutless Men"; He's not exactly a strapping macho lad himself.
Child molesting homos.. that covers most of the clergy....
We have found a witch, may we burn her?
witches is the most ridiculous, we dont have wart covered green ladies ppl omg
I'm glad he included Mormons. I was feeling a little left out.
I think someone should set him on fire and let him burn to death. Frigging cristians suck
Golly Gees Wally! Unbutton that top button Pointdexter. NERD! LOSER! <--- God hate those without fashion sense.
You know..if someone a few thousand years ago would have just added "Virginity is the path to hell" in the Bible somewhere, this world would be so much better off. Maybe if this kid was out getting laid he wouldn't have time to make stupid protest signs. The only thing bad about being an Atheist is that I don't get to say 'See, I told ya!' after we die.
Look, I just wanna know, WTF is up with Mormons. Always going out on f*cking bicycles, and always in twos. Now I call that wierd. "Just think of the glorious possibility of a third book of the bible..." Sheesh, two books already have us at each others throats!
He needs to watch this http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=5547481422995115331
His parents most likely voted for Bush.. who ironically is going to hell for all the reasons mentioned on "holy" sign.
Drunkards, eh? I'm so proud to contribute to this funny little man's consternation.
I'm an illegitimate atheistic pagan dog-fucker who molests kittens, I guess I'm OK by this guy? PHEEwWwww!
Hehe, the main reason Mormons are persecuted by Christians is because they're polygamists, but the Bible never says anywhere that polygamy is wrong. In fact, many biblical figures had multiple wives/mistresses.
I feel so sorry for the young man, his life must be so constricted. No voice of his own. Yet we call him names and make fun of how he believes (odd as we find it) That seems to only create a sense of security in his anal little world and might frighten him from ever finding the real "light" of life.
Got to be "4. Pencil Neck Weak Kneed Gutless Men" - its just nonsensical!
I can sympathise with his antipathy towards "sports nuts"......
BURN THEM ALL!!!!
Muahahahahaha!!!!
oh, the Mormons, definitely. :)
when i invent a device that can stab the people in pictures like this over the internet i will be a millionaire and i won't go to hell cuz face stabbers are ok too :)
It is possible he is a Mormon and knows where he is headed.
This man speaks the truth..writes it anyway...lol
The kid's just a friggin puppet.
Who's pulling the strings hmm?.....
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it says 'fearless' not 'gutless' ......dumbass...
Two Faced people... Uh-oh, that guy in Batman is in TROUBLE!!!!
wat a muppet
Anyone else feel like this is a checklist.
Yes yes yes yes....;)
They just wear these to anger everyone walking by so that they will debate religion with them. Then, when you start debating, you realize that they are impossible to talk to. It is all about them trying to make you feel inferior. Just keep walking.
skinny boy just complaining about everything he doesnt have
I can't pick a favourite but about the post it's self I'd just like to say that there are still alot of witches around, I think the numbers have actually gone up in recent years. Great pic, definitely one of my favourites.
Just so you all know, this does NOT represent Christianity. It's not our place to judge! Any way... I think the rebellious women one is the best!! ;)
It's nice that he doesn't like racists, two faced people and liars. Not that showing them this poster will change them in any way.
Child molesting homosexuals, I agree, bad people.
But if you're straight, God has nothing against child molesting straight people.
Good call!
In other news, he probably lost a bet or victim of Photochop. Because I don't want to believe someone would do something that retarded in public. Wait, now I have doubts.
omg i cant i don't know what to choose but i guess in his mind were all going to hell.stupid christian
I detest liars and two face people. Child molestation is inhumane.
the mormon church banned polygamy a loooong time ago. there are some groups that practice polygamy, but they're definitely not in the "mormon mainstream" -- if that phrase makes sense :)
so, yeah, mormons = polygamists is a stereotype that lds has been trying to kill for over a century.
Now, there's a kid who's wacked off 3000 times too often! Finally, it washed out the last vestige of his brains.
He's a pure "Anti" now. Anti-everything.
I say fuck him if he can't take a joke.
Aren't ALL religious orgs money grabbers, specially the Assemblies of god whose favorite words are "give me"? This pathetic brain-washed puppet surely belongs to one of the member "churches".
"Pencil Neck Weak Kneed Gutless Men" Fuck those cancer patients!
lewd women. i just like the picture next to it!!
All Christians are pretty much fucked if their god exists - the irony is oh so beautiful.
so, lewd women are bad? what about lewd men? and most people i know think lewd women are god´s present to a man!
atheists? :-D doesn´t seem to me as if they will be impressed by god´s judgement...
I vote for ..."homo's are child molesters"...WTF...where is the logic in that statement...What makes a homosexual more likely to be a child molester than the general heterosexual public? Nothing! In fact is a child molester is a sociopath...they feed on control, fear and the powerlessness of their victims....which is why they gravitate to jobs and social circles that put them in a position that they can place themselves as an irreproachable authority fig...hmmm sort of sounds like what all the right wing political freak show is about these days...even the crap with the catholic church...and now the pope has the temerity to call the catholic church the "only true church" (see recent news events) ...and sod everyone else...sounds like he wants to re-employ his child molesting priests again...as it is the very language of he uses (not to question the catholic church's authority) it is that kind of backward thinking that fuels the freaks...The sad bit is there are too many brain dead morons like this poor kid that actually believe every word on his sign...
What a retard. People like this are the reason I'm embarrassed to share my race with them.
FWIW, look up "Russell's Teapot" on Wikipedia. It explains organized religion perfectly. Children are forced into it from birth. (I was too, but 12 years of Catholic school will make an atheist out of almost anyone.)
i despise people like this that drag the name of Christians like me through the mud. judgemental morons.
This is such a poorly done Photoshop job and you all are falling for it? Puhleeze.
even if it is photoshop, in regards to the human species as a whole? the sooner i get out of it, the better. because ive seen and met people who carry (or would gladly carry) signs eerily similar to these.
That kid turned me into a newt...I got better
I think he missed a few...like all of the above! LOL
What's wrong with the Mormons?
Anonymous said...
We have found a witch, may we burn her?
What do we do with witches?
BURN EM!
And what do we burn APART from witches?
MORE WITCHES!
...says the witch. *^_^*
Sports nuts........That takes the proverbial cake........
Wonder if 20 years from now he's gonna be banging his head on a wall wondering wtf he was on at the time?
maybe there's more on the back side.I failed to see masterbaters,HMO;s,lawyers,democrats,republicans,realtors,acting presidents& vice presidents,flower children,et al.
hahaha
GOTSTA be #4.
this kid's face is priceless as well
Im a changed person after seeing that and, all my friends now go to church instead of getting drunk in the pub on sundays
We witches would love a brief meeting with this genius. Oh, yes we would.
Personally, I think atheists gives me the biggest chuckle. We're shaking in our boots, little man. Please, continue to cling to your thinly veiled false pretense of superiority masquerading as spirituality.
For those of you who say this is photoshopped, it's not. I think I've seen this guy, or if it wasn't him, then a guy very similar, on my college campus. My friends and I made signs that said "Come to the dark side, we love you" and "Come to the dark side, we have cookies," purchased cookies, and stood in the shade across from the Bible thumpers. The most interesting thing? Most of my friends, myself included, are Christian.
(I skipped class to do it, as well)
wasn't that kid on Leave it to Beaver?
i would have to say pencil neck weak kneed and gutless sorta looks like the guy holding the sign.....
A very dangerous man! If he does ever manage to find a woman blind and stupid enough to sleep with him and God forbid 'breeds'!!! He will at best, beat his children and at worst eat them! Quite insane!
I don't agree with the name calling and pointing of fingers at specific groups or individuals. However, I do believe that the message about "...God's Judgment Is Coming..." is true. And sooner than we may all think! Please give your heart to Jesus TODAY!
I think he looks like a repressed gay boy, myself.
to bad I won't be able to go to heaven and hang out with that guy. He seems like a fun and interesting fella...
Well the look on his face says a volume..and um that hairdoo..wow id be resentful too!!!
The world is full of dumb people, just read through these comments. Don't make an assumption on an entire group baised on individuals.
He looks like a kid with three mom's poor guy was screwed while he was still a fetus
Ghandi says it best:
"I like your Christ, but I don't like you Christians. You Christians are nothing like your Christ."
In every society, there are a few nuts...what can we do but hope they find peace and understanding before its too late.
(and if i got that quote wrong, sorry. there are a lot of different versions flying around.)
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if you do not get to heaven on my discount train to glory ..... i will give you a complete refund ...... hell , double back promise.
thats ( mad anthony's discount house-o-worship , where your heavenly dollar goes farther
MORMONS welcome too ;@)
thanks , tony
ps ..... ask about our drive in church and baptismal car wash franchise .
ha for once in our lives all the metalheads are safe
Just one more piece of proof that so called organized religion is not really that organized.
SEX! That's all I have to say my brothers. I mean I just have good sex. ALL THE TIME. And that keeps me from thinking about people like this. It really does.
Just think. This poor bastard will NEVER have good sex in his whole life!
Wait, wouldn't Mormons fall under the umbrella of false religions? Maybe that means Mormonism is therefore logically a true religion. Oh but now i'm confused. Why are the true believers going to hell too?
who does this kid think he is??? he looks more like a gay child molester than any one else i've seen in a while...
lewd men are ok, of coure
Well, the whole thing is pretty crazy....but I don't remember ever hearing anything about God condemning Sports Fans! lol
Well I guess I'm screwed. Not only am I a lewd and rebellious woman, I'm also an atheist. Bummer.
so Assuming it says "False Religions" and later says "Mormons" thats kind of like saying Mormons are the right religion but they are going to hell anyways.
Wow. Won't it be awkward years from now when this pencil-necked geek realizes he's been a closeted homosexual his whole life and his misplaced anger was just the psychological consequence of his suppressed urges? Then again, like so many conservatives, maybe he's secretly sucking c**k in alleys already.
I have to admit that I am a little torn by his sign. On the one hand, I think he is a total nut job. On the other hand, he has not condemned the Jews to Hell. Do you have any idea how refreshing it is not to be included in the "damned to hell" list?
What ?! Nothing about heavy-metal fans ?! I feel rejected...
C'mon guys the kids not entirely to blame hes still a kid so obviously his parents have had a tonne of influence in his decisions. Its all the kid has ever known. The parents are obviously to blame.
I Find it amazing that he can be so pointlessly provactive, is there any good at all that can come out of this sign? all it can do is lower the opinion of the crhirstian religion (which i suppose could be interpreted as a good thing).
the kid looks pretty weak-kneed and gutless
I hate the chid molesting thingy it's REALLY CREEEPY ( wish those who did were arrested )
More like use vehicle for the car!
Is that right what Atheist say's when they say they work hard for their money?
It's rather funny they work hard their butts off for something that say's "In God We Trust"
Hahahahaha!!!! XD
I guess he didn't get the memo about 'people who judge others' going to hell. The sad thing is the adults he learned this from actually breeding & perpetuating this insanity, and there's soooo many more like them.
He's mostly right - society has turned dysfunctional and we're quickly falling to third world standards and inability.
"Sports Nuts" means people who follow sport scores and other nonsense instead of actually doing something that matters in life. How stupid do you have to be to watch men throw balls around when you could instead be doing something with the only life you'll ever get?
I'm laughing my butt off. That poor liar is really gonna get it.
Well, I think this is extremely sad, because this young man has not only been taught that God hates people in general, but also that he has been taught that he, himself, is the epitomy of perfection and has the right to judge and condemn others who are not "like" him in his beliefs. Is it any wonder people stay out of churches these days? People respond to LOVE....not HATE!! And God is LOVE.
This guy is insaner than hell.
AS THE ANTICHRIST, I'M RELIEVED THAT I HAVE NOT BEEN NAMED EITHER.
why are there no "lewd men?" do women have the market cornered on being lewd?
though, i gotta agree... damn sports nuts! there's an entire level of hell reserved for them. tv's everywhere and all games have been called on account of rain! and vitamin world is out of everything!
mwahahahahahahahaha!
Oh dear Bast, this was at my university!!!
That guy is just a minion of some psycho nutjob who comes on campus at least once a month!
It's hard to say which I find more distasteful, this kid who's obviously young and impressionable and still has the ability to wake up and see reality for what it is, or this blog who enjoys the tearing down of these young men and justifies their hatred with blatant corporate sponsorship of objectifying our sexuality with ads placed subtletly outside your peripheral vision.
I think I'll take my chances with the kid.
HostRocket? You're obviously hosted at BlueHost lol
Wow. I'm going to bet quite a bit this guy hasn't read his Bible lately.
If he did, he might realize that these were the people Jesus accepted.
Good thing he missed the point.
He's right. Judgment day is coming and Jesus WILL return.
JT
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Troy - That's true, I am on BlueHost now - I moved the site again. BlueHost is even better than HostRocket! I need to update that link. Rock On.
To the young man/woman that is complaining because of my ads which "objectify sexuality" - Maybe you're right, I should change these ads. No one is buying any of this stuff. Do you have any better ideas for what kind of ads would interest people who come to look at stupid ass shit like this?
Doswheeler - Jesus will return eh? That'll be pretty difficult since Jesus never existed in the first place, don't you think?
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