Is GWB Jesus?

The title of this post comes directly from my statcounter stats which tell me how people find my site. Believe it or not some crazy bastard was searching this very question "Is GWB Jesus?" - One would hope he was just searching to find nutters to make fun of but one has to be somewhat concerned that it was a serious inquiry as I've seen quite a few seemingly serious statements and questions on this here internet not far removed.

Anyway I think this is sort of a fun game to play. Find some of the most ridiculous things people are searching for to find my site and then make a post with that title. Then next time (if there is a next time) someone searches for said ridiculous thing they will find a post here about how ridiculous it is to search for such a ridiculous thing! You see? It's a bit magical to me.

I love you Google (sometimes)