The Colorado Rockies Are Going To Get Swept

Which I'm very happy about. The Rockies are lame. I hate all of the newest expansion teams - The Diamondbacks, The Marlins, The Tampa Bay... I don't even know what their name is. Devil Rays? Whatever. They are stupid teams. But the Rockies are the stupidest of the stupid. Why? Because of their stupid ass field that screws up all of the stats. Yeah, that's right. I'm a baseball stat nerd from way back and I don't care for it one bit. It's BS that Matt Holliday won the batting title this year. He didn't deserve it. Check how his home-away splits vs. Chipper Jones.

Anyhoo, good riddance to the Rockies. I'm not a huge fan of the Red Sox, but at least they're not the Yankees. Not quite, anyway.