First Before I Do Anything Else...

I have been doing this thing but maybe... and this is what I originally wanted to do, I'll just do it here. We can call it WeirdBiz ramblings. The problem is, then I will be somewhat restrained in what I say obviously. I can't tell you everything, for God's sake. You're reading this. And some of you may even know the man behind the mask. The fleshy organ that eats and drinks and mostly has coffee. I think my bagel may be burning.

Ah, nah, it's alright. So I guess today we should... Wait, who's we? I. The Weird Biz. Mr. WeirdBiz. Doctor habit train. Master of bad thoughts and marmalade. The sasquatch of the night with painful eye and stupid brain.

#1 thing - STOP CHECKING MY STATS. checking stats doesn't make anything happen. It really doesn't. OK, sometimes you can get some valuable info about what's working and what isn't. Don't get me wrong. There's a place for checking stats. But it's probably ONCE A WEEK instead of every day. In fact that's what I should say. Perhaps SUNDAY should be stat checking day. I don't check any fucking stats until Sunday. OK? That way I'm not wasting precious fucking time looking to see if anything has happened. It'll be a hard habit to break, stat checking. But it must be done.

OK, now what about you, my faithful reader(s) - As if you are still reading this nonsense. As if there is anyone out there besides my own crazy brain that is reading this. If you are reading this, put a flare up, tell the world about it. Let the magic of this place seep into the consciousness of every man, llama, and bear.

NO. The fame is too much. I feel overwhelmed and trapped. I feel that people's expectations of me are crowding out my very existence, my creativity, my mindspring. Ah yes, I do, I do feel for those that have become objects of "the public eye" because quite frankly I hate the public. People are disgusting thoughtless sloth monsters.

Meanwhile the truth is being spoken, yes who is really listening? Take a listen:

Mike Gravel