What Is This Website About?

I must admit. This website some sort of multiple personality disorder. I really can't seem to keep it straight. I know this is not the best way to operate. But I don't really care I've decided. Not for this website. This website is WEIRDBIZ. It's whatever the hell I want it to be at the time. That's right. This is where I spew my ridiculous brain out in your face. And you lick it right up. You lick it right the hell up or I will arrest you.

You may say, well, how can you arrest me, asshole?

Well we all want to change the world.

Pamela Anderson is 39 years old and other strange facts

I don't even know about years anymore. I know that all of these names that we all know. These celebrity names. They are just passing distractions from reality.

Let me tell you this - it's not really a group of PEOPLE that cause this insanity.

It's a system. It's very much like 1984 or Brave New World in that it's not about a group of people so much as a SYSTEM that's in place. Man those books weren't about the future, they were about reality. They are about society.

This is it man, I guess it's necessary but it can be scary as hell too.

Paris Hilton Marries Michael Jackson In Secret Ceremony

Last night in Little Rock, Arkansas - Paris Hilton married Michael Jackson in a secret ceremony.

The Local Media's Reaction Is As Follows:

Mary after they is star dont.

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AND I AGREE 100%.

While we here at weirdbiz have known about this marriage since before time began being the Godlike creature that we are.

This may come as some sort of shock to your earthling mind. Please do not be. It is not real, nothing is. Become aware of your inner biscuit. Nurture your biscuit. Feel alive in your soul. Make a dreamy wavelike move with your hand.

Now, my friend, you are ready to dance. You are ready to truly dance the dance.

OK you say, well gosh, I don't want to know about the answer. I don't want to be one with heaven. I just want to know more about this satanic creature called Paris Hilton. I want to know more about this strange oddity of an entertainer mr Michael Jackson. I understand. I understand all too well.

The Zone Diet Anyone? Tyra Banks Is Fat

The Zone Diet Anyone? TYRA BANKS IS FAT

Now the world knows how fat Tyra Banks is. She is using the Zone Diet to try and shrink herself to something smaller than the elephant like creature she has ballooned into.

For god sakes Tyra. I cannot see enough of your bones. WHERE IS YOUR RIB CAGE? This is just unbelievable that she has let herself get like this. DISGUSTING!

Can you imagine the poor guy that has to have the loving with her? I sure hope her personality makes up for it.

But I've seen her show so I know that's not the case. She is not too bright either. FAT *AND* DUMB. Ouch!

I think it's important to let women know that this sort of fattyness is not allowed. I personally will not stand for it. It's completely unacceptable for a woman to be on television and weigh more than 100 pounds. I think as soon as a woman reaches up to 90 pounds she should immediately be put on the Zone Diet to keep the pounds off.

Ugh, just thinking about Tyra Banks' fat rolls is making me feel a little nauseous.

Hello, wake up now, this is all a dream. This is all a dream.

We can all go back to being little piggies. Do we really need the

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Lindsay Lohan Goes Berserk

EXTRA EXTRA READ ALL ABOUT IT!

The latest news from the National Enquirer : LINDSAY LOHAN GOES BERSERK IN REHAB.

I'll now take you to my version of the story. I haven't actually read it, nor will I. But let's put it like this Lindsay walks into the rahab center wearing nothing but a donut, and there's a priest and Michael Jackson and two other randomly inserted object type things.

None of it actually happens but it appears to. Then for awhile people talk amongst themselves as if they are having a conversation or some sort of exchanging of ideas but this is impossible since there were none.

But like animals the instintual elements are there I suppose.

Perhaps that's the whole problem. Maybe not... Maybe that's complete bullshit.

Furthermore I hate every molecule of my body that knows who Lindsay Lohan is and who has any interest in anything she does.

This is not because of any particular distaste for this young lady. I don't know her from anyone else. I find it hard to believe she's worse than a trillion other sorority whore type chicks that take up space on this planet of ours. But it is because I hate that my mind is clouded in any way by this sort of soap opera garbage.

Ya dig? I hope that you are here, that you are here right now wanting to read some celebrity gossip and that I've just opened up your mind and made you realize what a complete moron you are being. THIS IS IT FRIEND. This is life. Yeah, yeah, motherbiscuit. I'm preachin'. Preaching from the mountain top. Can't have that. Drone along friend. See it's all part of the system. Anyone who tries to stop it. There's names for these. Names for those. THOUGHTS FOR NO ONE.

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Dangerous Pregnancies

The National Enquirer the leading national publication for serious news information has "Dangerous Pregnancies" as their headline this week. It's about how movie stars like Julia Roberts and Angelina Jolie are TOO SKINNY to have a healthy childbirthing.

Is this just sensationalistic garbage or... well does the question need to be asked? Here at Weirdbiz.com we like to ask these hard questions about important matters of celebrity gossip brought up by the leaders in intelligent conversation like the National Enquirer. Really there's nothing else like it.

So then, on to the story. I say, NO. I do not agree.

The Lone Pigeon is a cool mofo

not enough people rock the lone pigeon in my mind. i dig the concubine rice.

let us make another poem. again hard when you are feeling sick. but i really love this album. it has a charm that i'd like to investigate. or maybe it's the kind you can't you know, maybe that's the whole thing. but still then, maybe that's it. but isn't that just mess... that's not the feel - it's not mess but there's things that are "wrong" but it doesnt sound on purpose but... shit, maybe it is. hm. maybe it is. maybe the fact that its done in such a lofi way makes things that are actually weird production tricks sound like fuckups that actually werent meant to be... i mean they are... in .. you know... i think. hm. i mean if you cut a little bit and stick it back... or make it sound like that. and you know, maybe what i'm thinking of... what i .. is because i come from this crazy place where that would be a normal thing to do. i mean if it's just an overdub or whatever, people don't consider that... but yeah that would be the mistake part. duh! that's what i mean is. what if that's not what it is. what if it's done on purpose to make the whole sonic thing more interestingly... but thats the thing and again maybe thats where this all started, i cant remember now. but when you are lo fi you can kind of get away with being more mysterious with things, rather than it sounding like an obvious manipulation. which i dont know. i think part of the problem with modern synths and technology.. and all of the music editing stuff is it's really easy to make neat weird sounds the thing is.. that takes all of the mystery out of the sounds which is what makes them interesting in the first place really. if you are trying to bring someone into a new place sonically you can't do it with things that are all preset and stuff you know, you've got to put things in weird spaces... i suppose the idea in some electronic music things and don't get me wrong i love ... things and shits and stuff. i'm not trying to say one thing or another just go through these ideas - try to come to a more interesting question. and yes that's what i mean. i have decided not to search for answers anymore, i'm only searching for a more interesting question.

Boards of Canada

iPod Music Downloads

Boards of Canada --- these guys like to play with the sound. if you dig what i mean. i'm going to dig into a bit of their album campfire headphase. i've noticed in the past that a lot of their music seems very much about little somewhat subtle tweaks to the various sounds in the mix. a lot of times the instrumentation seems to be going in and out of tune or slightly out of tune for effect. the album starts of pretty swimmingly. i must say i am somewhat naus.. sick right now and that may be effecting things. it's hard to appreciate anything when you don't feel well. donnie davis man, that guy si nuts. is nuts.

places we go with music

i'll start this off with a tone poem:

"it's a strange feeling to want to both vomit and laugh hysterically at the same time. but we must not own these ideas of range fire ovens and breasts of lamb. you see we enter in this way but this is not the way of the clam. so there's this shits about safe tunes for the children - that that that is bewildering - it doesn't even make. i can't i cannot say why this would be... it's the absence of all rationality... it is very enticing. too much rationing can make you hungry. i've loved this artist desc of lone pigeon. do something different for once. i thought, now this is a description that is something else. and i thought about, maybe going outside but it's cold."

in string theory everything is music, isn't it? it's all vibrations... which is what music is. maybe that's why music is so helpful for looking into different dimensions.

fuck if string theory is correct and everything is just energy - just vibrations - you know the whole cosmic symphony thing - everything is music right? so then if the very fabric of space and time ... of all reality are these vibrations then maybe music could be seen as some sort of god or a pathway to god. this is why it's such a useful art for exploring different dimensions. these strange vibrations you know they can get you into some sort of strange wavelength. i don't just mean like in some humany way with bananas and shit. fuck. things got a little confusing right here, as a good example of what i mean. if you are actually talking to different people but change... and just continue. ok

like say you are talking to 10 different people but you just ... ok the first 9 didnt hear you - but you kept all of that conversation in your head and somehow you just launch it all on the last person. maybe that person is you now. do you see? you are the person i am talking to. you are smiling now, you are smiling because you understand that i am talking to you, you've made it now past some sort of initation... are you typing or am i?

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I've got a record player

One of those crazy things that plays LPs. I'm thinking of hooking it up to my computer so I can rip some of these records I bought at the Thrift Store today and actually play them back here in some sort of kick ass no loss digital format like FLAC.

Check out some of the records I scored (for $1.99 each)

The Beatles - Abbey Road (unfortunatly this is scratched up as fuck. just having the cover at LP size is still worth atleast $1.99 to me though)

Bob Dylan - Nashville Skyline (this sounds great... there are some crackles and pops but ... not so much that it's distracting)

Lou Reed - Some sort of double album 1967-1980 - Greatest Hits type thing. I listened to the first record which was mostly Velvet Underground stuff but it seemed to be alternate versions (not as good versions, IMO) ... The sound is clear - no crackles or pops - but I'm not sure.

Bill Cosby - Why Is There Air? -- this is from 65 or 66 .. and it's really wild seeing him on the cover at this age... late 20s. His voice sounds similar to how it does on the Cosby Show but ... Anyway I have to say I didn't find it particularly funny - a couple of the lines were good though. Not really my type of comedy though. I got this mostly for the novelty/curious factor. There are really very few comedy albums I've found even remotely amusing... The ones I've really liked have been Mitch Hedberg's and Bill Hicks... both of whoom unfortunatly died young.

Disney Boys Choir - It's A Small World Afterall - this is a strange LP from 1965 featuring the "Disneyland Boys Choir" singing various childrens songs. It's pretty noisy but still listenable, it doesn't skip like The Beatles album.

Phil Collins - Face Value ... I felt slightly lame purchasing this album. But I've always liked "In The Air Tonight" and ... ok yeah. The sound quality is pristine - I don't think I heard any skips.

I don't have the LP's in front of me, I'm doing this off memory. Anyway. One of them was some sort of classical organ album. Bach and Pachelbel and the like. I really like this on first listen (I only listened to the first side so far) ... I find it very ominous and spooky sounding, in the best of ways. I really think Organs are capable of some of the most amazing sounds. If you let go of the association with church and really listen to it. It's incredible.

I also got a record called something like "2 men, a drum machine, and a trumpet" from 87-88 ... Very "techno" ... but not in any sort of forward looking interesting way. Only in the most cheesiest of ways. I got it mostly as a novelty item but I was hoping it would be a bit more interesting. It's actually a single but it's a 12"

hm... I think there was some other record I got too.. or maybe that's all of them. maybe it is. I was thinking I got 9 albums but I guess it's 8 and the double LP from Lou Reed makes it 9.

This is the first record player I've had really since I was a kid. I've been thinking about getting one for awhile. And I really enjoyed listening to some tunes on it. I'd really like to get some of my favorite albums like The White Album and hear it this way.

I've wasted a lot of time

I've wasted a lot of time in my life just rambling on and on in forums and internet messenger programs. Like a LOT of time. How does this better me? OK. In some ways it has been good. Interaction with people is good. But I think for the most part, I've had enough. Now it's time to spew out rambling bullshit HERE instead. You see?

I think it makes sense. Now all I need to do is spew out the rambling philosophical nonsense that makes up my so called "thoughts" and I can make a quick buck through Google. Because clearly, you aren't interested in reading this insanity, are you? I mean really. How do I spice it up? How do I make this the most wonderful blog in the world?

I guess I could write about things people really care about like... celebrities personal lives and whether Britney Spears has gained 5 pounds or not. But, I fucking do not care. Goddamn It.

And really the whole thing makes me sick. I'd much rather sell penis enlargement pills (http://www.vimaxreview.com - http://www.vigrxreview.net) than write about that fucking celebrity bullshit.

I have a feeling that I may be on to something.

This Waking Life thing... I think maybe I should write some sort of experimental bullshit. You know. But more than that. The truest manure you've ever smelled.

My Cats Breath Smells Like Penis

Yes. It really does. Most strange. I couldn't find a single instance of "my cats breath smells like penis" on Google. Now there'll be one and it's here. If you search for this and find this entry. Yes. You are not alone. And neither am I.

It really does. It's uncanny. His breath/saliva smells just like penis. After he licks me or bites me I can smell whatever area he bit or licked and there it is. PENIS. And nothing but. There's really no better way to describe the smell.

So my question is now... Why is there no more "literature" on the internet about this topic? Surely my cat is not the first to smell like penis?

Waking Life

I really enjoyed this movie. Took me awhile to get into it but once I did .. it worked for me. That's right.

The Waking Life by Richard Linklater.

If you like philosophy type biz and strange visuals and you know. These types of things. Then I suggest checking it out.

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Smoking Marijuana Is Cool

I truly think that smoking marijuana is cool. I am thinking about making weirdbiz.com a site about LPs. Record playing. You know what I mean?

no...

ok, well I mean as I have a LP...

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Smoking Marijuana Is Necessary

I believe all adults should be required to smoke one joint per week while listening to some godlike music on headphones. OK. Maybe I'm going too far with the requirement but for fuck's sake.

This week I'm going to partake in the very underrated latest Beck album "The Information" - this is some psychedelic shit. Especially the last 3rd of the album.

So who, who do you think you are? Not listening to the lord's work, not smoking the lord's grass. You are a fucking athiest, my friend.

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Stick it in YOUR JOOMPAH, friend.

Joumana Kidd

People just love their celebrity gossip. Maybe that's my angle. Shit. I'll join the crowd, not too proud to beg (like TLC said) - maybe the celeb gossip crowd needs someone who you know, thinks it's all a bunch of shit anyway. Maybe I can turn the world on to the things that really matter like psychedelic music and drugs.

Anyway, back to this Joumana Kidd business. She's clearly a psycho, like most women. I feel bad for Jason Kidd - he's clearly a good guy. A great basketball player. Now he's got to deal with this psycho wife. Sad for him and for his kid. But really that's what you get when you marry someone just because they have a nice rack. So in that sense I don't feel sorry for him. If that's all you care about really then that's what you're going to get. I think about 80% of marriages in this country are truly disturbing unions between two people that don't even really like each other. Often one or both of these people have no idea who they even are. What I mean by that is clear to me but I'm a goddamn genius.

If you're asking then you're probably someone I'm talking about. Most likely, yes. If you think about nothing but celebrity gossip and what kind of pants you should buy next then yes. Yes, I'm talking to you. You are upset your life isn't like the fairy tale hollywood movies you watch?

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Weird BIZ Music Reviews

Maybe Weird BIZ Music Reviews is what it's all about.  I mean where are we?  Where are we going to?  Is this it?  Is this it?  What I mean is... it seems some people want to know exactly what they are going to do for the whole life when they are like 5.  As my pals the Olivia Tremor Control say - there's no growing in knowing where you're going.  I'm sure Dr. Phil would disagree.  But Dr. Phil is about as psychedelic as my socks.  I don't think that motherfucker knows about anything.  I really don't.  Fuck him in his big fat head!  Oh yeah, MERRY CHRISTMAS MOTHERFUCKERS!

 

Well I got even more plans that I can't even tell you about because I'm a secret ass dude.  But we'll see, friends.  I think it's some good shit.  Just what I need right?  More ideas?  I suppose no... But hey websites are cheap.  Best Web Hosting Companies

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I enjoy a nice crisp granny apple

Those are really delicious.  The red mushy ones.  Not so much.  I mean I suppose if I was dying of hunger or something I'd eat one of the red ones, of course.  But when given the choice - I'll go for the crispy green ones.  mmm mmm mmm!  It's not even close.  The only problem with that is that sometimes the green ones hurt my teeth.  My teeth are all weird and sensitive after I eat things like that, *SOMETIMES*, ***>>>>*** so I guess there's this thing called grammar, I'm not always down with that.  OK are you ready for a poem? 

 

marmabumps

cactus leg

i'm in a transit ofmind

i'm in the sane of         word

i'll tell you this now

i'll hope that you know

i'll pray these words have a meaning

that you can really understand

the world / the universe/this thing we call life

it's all very confusing

See what you get with weirdbiz?

You get money making advice, you get health advice... oh and yes you'll be getting more health advice soon (oh by the way if you are trying to lose weight - check out my all natural weight loss by the token fat girl )

 

YOU ALSO GET A HEALTHY DOSE OF INSANITY.

 

I mean lets be clear here - what we usually refer to as insanity in our society is actually the only truth... the only sane shit that we ever even get to see in this world.  What we call reality... what we call the "real world" is actually a big insane game.  It's all really crazy and doesn't mean anything.  I mean you're probably like.  Damn do i got my purple underpants on.  really.. you think thats normal.

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That's what Vitamin B5 supplements do.  They stop the overproduction of oil that is present in an acne sufferers skin and stops the acne from forming in the first place.  Once acne has formed it's too late.

 

Think about this.  From your own experience... what has topical acne medication done for you?  I know I used it for years ... It never did anything except irritate my skin.  I kept using it because I was desperate to have it work.  But it just never did anything.  It wasn't until I read about B5 vitamins in 2002 that I finally was able to solve my acne problem.  B5 Vitamin supplements REALLY work.  That's why I get so excited when I write about them.  I know this sounds like an infomercial or something but they really are that good.  I won't sit here and talk about proactiv like that because I don't think proactiv works.  I haven't used procativ by the way so I can't say that as a fact but it looks to be just the same crap as always repackaged with a new name and some celebrity endorsement deals.  Do you think that proactiv is how Jessica Simpson really cured her acne?  NO!  Before her endorsement deal she gave all the credit to the prescription *INTERNAL* anti acne medication Accutane which in clinical studies is the ONLY thing more powerful than B5 supplements for curing acne. 

 

So why not use Accutane you ask?  There's a lot of reasons... It's a prescription drug first of all and doctors will usually only prescribe it to people with a *severe* case of acne so if you are like how I was with usually just 1 or 2 zits/pimples at a time then you won't be able to get a prescription.  Secondly it has many side effects.  Vitamin B5 has very few side effects and actually has many good effects such as increased clarity of mind and increased energy.  In fact I'd recommend (a lower) dose of Vitamin B5 even if you don't have acne.  It's great for clarity of mind and energy and that's the main reason I still take it now (when I can remember to) - I haven't had any kind of real acne problem since 2002 when I started taking Vitamin B5. 

 

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suspicious of buying ebooks/software in the make money online world

For a long time I was very suspicious of buying ebooks/software in the make money online world.  I always felt that it was probably some kind of scam.  That they were just saying things to sell (ok this is true...)

 

But when I finally bit the bullet and bought some of these books and software I found that a lot of it is actually very useful.  It's good information in many cases that would take forever to find out by myself... or it's software that helps me gather very good information... or that automates tasks and saves hours of my time. 

 

THAT BEING SAID - They almost always make it seem much easier than it is in the sales letter.  It's never as easy as they make it out to be ... you're going to have to put in work if you really want to make money online.  You are going to have to learn a lot about how the internet works and how marketing works.  If something is just a plug n play type of situation then I would avoid it.  That probably is a scam.  What you need to be looking for is information and tools that you can really use.

 

I'm going to be listing some of the products that I *really* use to make money online coming up... and some of the ebooks that I can recommend.  I mean... buying these things and using them can help you make a lot of money - but you will still have to do the work!  The thing is - if you just go about it without good information first you will end up wasting a lot of money and time.  There's a right way to run an AdWords campaign and a thousand wrong ways... you really need this information before embarking upon the internet marketing world. 

 

Another thing to consider is most of these type of electronic products have a guarantee so you aren't really risking anything.  I bought one product recently that I didn't think really cut the mustard - so I just returned it.  You can do the same thing.  If something doesn't really work for you - you can just return it.  You usually have atleast one month to return these sorts of electronic products.

Apple iPod 30 GB

The whole apple ipod nation is getting to be a bit much.  OK maybe I'm a bit late on this one.  But you know... I'm sure soon it'll be something else.  What's so ... irritating is when people think that this one brand name or whatever is the only way you can listen to music or whatever.  It just shows how easily people are swayed by advertising.  Like don't you need the new Apple iPod 30 GB Video Audio magical device?  Well I don't know.  I've found you can usually find other devices that work just as well if not better for half the price.  For example I have need for a very reliable mp3 player that will never stop or have the battery mysteriously run out - so I've found that a AA battery powered little 1 GB mp3 player is best for this - because of the way it retrieves info.  it's more reliable.

Another Day, Another Dollar

A wise man once said "Another Day, Another Dollar" ... Even for a genius like myself - I can't really understand how it all works.  We've obviously got this incredible amount of wealth in this country but it's distributed in a very strange way.  When you have a lot of money - having that money can make you money.  If you are smart, having money is a job in and of itself.  But really... why?  I think I need to take some economics classes or something.  I like to think I know about these things but it doesn't really make any sense to me at a basic level.  What ... how does this all work?  I mean what does a trading firm do really.  What does buying and selling stocks do.  How does this all work?  I really just look at it almost like a game really.  And sure... well hell.  Not even almost.  It IS a game.  Speaking of that, I would love to get back into trading stocks - it's just that I can't really get into that again until I have some disposable income to do that with.  I'm very hopeful that I'll be able to get back into that by the end of this year.  That should be one of my goals.  One of my goals is to be making $300/day by my birthday.  That's $300/day PROFIT.  So often I see people talking about how much money they make and they don't mention how much they are spending.  I mean if you are making 1000 dollars a day and spending 900 dollars a day - YOU ARE NOT MAKING 1000 dollars a day!  You are making 100 dollars a day.  ...!!!  You see this very often with get rich quick schemes and with various work at home offers.  They'll tell you how much money they are making with adsense or on clickbank and neglect to tell you how much money they are spending on advertising and webhosting and everything else that goes into making money online.  Anyway... Yes.  $300/day profit.  I think it's very doable considering all of the websites I have growing.  That's 7 months from now and I can see substantial growth in my websites by then.  Just in the last 2 months they've grown a lot.  I've got a few websites that I really think could make $300/day by themselves if I get them running at full potential.  I've got a few others that probably don't have quite that much potential.  There's only so much money to be made in some areas.  Or the competition is too high that the time spent wouldn't be worth it to go for the huge money words.  Some of this I feel may sound like code to you.  To me it all makes sense.  Anyway... the title of this post comes from something a guy used to say at one of my jobs back in the day.  And it reminds me of what I'm doing now.  Waking up at 6:30 AM commuting over an hour - working (although not really doing anything of much value) for 8.5 hours and commuting back another hour + ... this is really - when you take into account prep time and travel time - taking up atleast 12 hours of my day.  That leaves 4 hours if I sleep 8 hours.. and then you have eating dinner and other things... I just have very little time left to be productive and that really irritates the hell out of me.  I'm trying to make use of my time here for something productive and that's why I've set it up so I can make posts like this.  Yes I consider this productive.  Blogging is a big part of what I do now.  This particular blog is very unfocused because I am a very unfocused person and I just want this blog to be ... well whatever I want it to be.  Whether it's a rant about music, philosophy, or money.  Whether it's just the weirdest damn thing in the world or just the most fantastical thing in the universe.  I'll tell you this, it'll probably not be that.  www.affiliatehow2.com is a site for learning exactly how to make money online step by step - or that's the idea.  Now it's a bit messy but there's still some good info on there.  That's on a long list of "to do" ...

This is Truly .. Truly .. Weirdbiz

Why?

 

I mean look at this damn site.  One post to the next.  Complete incoherence.  No structure.  It's as if I expect structure to somehow form out of this madness.  Like structure forming out of the primordial goo that was the earth 5 billion years ago (close enough for government work) ... This blog is of course... supposed to be about weird stuff.  insanity.  psychedelic comedy.  anything strange in sound, music, pictures, art... We are here to celebrate the unusual because often ... well for me anyway - it's the unusual that is interesting.  It's a bit boring if it's exactly what you are expecting.  This goes with music and art... and now it goes with BLOGS.  with weirdbiz.com you never know what you are going to get.  Whether it be career advice, information on downloading music, or some sort of funny/weird bullshit.  LOVE

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Work At Home Opportunities

I know some of you have been asking to hear more about work at home opportunities.  You want to get some ideas of how you can make money from home... and I dig that.  I think weird people like you and me can't really deal with the day to day nonsense that most people seem to not only deal with but almost NEED.  I don't need it.  I don't need bosses, I don't need chit chat.  I just want to be able to pay for my rent.  If you dig that way of thinking and you want to try and make cash online from the comfort of your own home then make sure you check out what I'm writing about here.  The internet has made it easier than it's ever been in history to make money as an entrapreneur.  The start up costs with internet marketing are very very low compared to the start up costs of a "real world" business.

 

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Radiohead - The Best Band Of Our Generation?

If forced to choose just one band to represent our generation (I'm 29 by the way) I'd probably have to go with Radiohead.  I love other bands like The Olivia Tremor Control and The Flaming Lips but I don't think they have quite the resonance, quite the power of Radiohead.  The Bends, OK Computer, and Kid A I believe to all be masterpieces and very importantly I think - all masterpieces of a completely different type.  While Amnesiac and Hail To The Thief aren't quite as "perfect" as those albums they are still very very good albums.  It's sort of like how Let It Be is a bad album by Beatles standards but still an amazing album by almost any other bands standard.  On top of their great albums Radiohead is an amazing live band.  I've seen some great shows put on by the Flaming Lips, the Olivia Tremor Control, Air, Sigur Ros, and many other bands but I don't think anyone has really topped the Radiohead performances I've seen and heard.

 

 

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