Michael Jackson Robot

I've read some really great news -> Michael Jackson Robot.

Michael Jackson wants to have a 50 foot tall robot version of himself created. This robot will roam the deserts surrounding Las Vegas shooting lasers.

Seriously awesome plan.

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HostMonster.com Web Hosting

There are a lot of crap webhosts out there HostMonster isn't one of them! I use them myself and they are kick arse. You got to try HOSTMONSTER.COM


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One of the great things about Host Monster is that they make it extremely easy to add more domains. You can host unlimited domains with just one account and instead of having to go through Go Daddy you can actually purchase the domains directly through them. If you like having "privacy" on your domains (ie make it so people cant find your whois info) like I do then it's actually a great deal because you can get privacy registration with your domain with them included free of charge. This makes it cheaper to buy a privacy enabled domain through Host Monster than through Go Daddy.

I have bought many extra domains for my Host Monster account and it's worked like a charm.

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Turbo Tax

It's tax season friends. It's time to get your refund, friends. Dig it? DIG IT! Weird Biz recommends Turbo Tax. Click on the banner and get your taxes on:

TurboTax Online FREE Edition Limited Time offer

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White Christmas

Weird Biz = The Latest And The Greatest WHITE CHRISTMAS!

ImDreamingOfAWhiteChristmas.mp3

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The Many Characters Of WeirdBiz

It's been an exciting time at WeirdBiz lately. I'd like to go over the new characters that you now know & love.

#1 Rector. Rector's a strange demon faced man who likes to rant about a variety of subjects. He also enjoys singing.

#2 Redneck Charley. Charley enjoys playing his guitar. He's a country & western singer songwriter of note. Unlike other celebrities he does not endorse ProActiv but instead endorses Vilantae an acne medication which unlike ProActiv actually works.

#3 Reverend Boxhead. The leader of the greatest new religion in the universe Boxheadism. You love Reverend Boxhead and you are now an adherent of Boxheadism because it makes you feel calm and relaxed.

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9/11 Conspiracy

I found this website which appears to do a pretty good job of debunking the 9/11 conspiracy theories that the buildings were blown up -> Debunking 911

The conspiracy videos are pretty convincing in and of themselves but the problem I have is it just seems like too big of a conspiracy for it be pulled off. It seems much more likely to me that there was pre knowledge of the plan and nothing done about it. This would take many less people...

Aye.. well I'm still researching. It's interesting for sure - I just try to be cynical of all sides you know. It's a mistake to *know* anything without all of the information. Because once you are invested in a certain answer you will look for things to support what you "know" rather than looking at it seriously.

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Barry Bonds is Awesome

WeirdBiz is a huge supporter of Barry Bonds. Wnd WeirdBiz is very much looking forward to the upcoming season and watching Barry surpass Hank and hopefully help the Giants to the world series!

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Reverend Boxhead Introduces The Power Of Boxheadism

Introducing Reverend Boxhead:

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Redneck Charlie Recommends Vilantae

Introducing the WeirdBiz country singer Redneck Charlie!!! He's here friends!

Just like me he recommends Vilantae for all of your acne treatment needs.

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Fox News Half Hour News Hour Rebuttle

Rector won't stand for this nonsense!

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LOL

Rector talks about one of the major plagues of today's society "LOL"

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Winter Park Florida

Recently someone visited this website from Winter Park Florida and I want that visitor to know that I like them very much and I would like them to stay. I would like them to read over everything I've written because I very much meant it to be read by them... All 170 something entries on WeirdBiz all written for this day, for this moment when you... the lovely visitor from Winter Park Florida made your way to this website. I'm glad that you use FireFox... it is really the way of the champion.

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Dog Problems

DogProblems.com

This is the best dog training resource. It's a monthly subscription site where you get unlimited access to all of their amazing information. This is the highest most top quality dog training resource guide available. It's not just one eBook it's limitless information.

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Commercials on weirdbiz. You may have noticed.

You may have noticed that some of my posts appear to be commercial. Well right they are. You can have your commercial featured on this site if you give me some money. Just like television you see? The program is interrupted for a brief message from the sponsors. Dig? email WeirdBiz@Gmail.com with information on your commercial and how much you wish to pay me (via PayPal) Actually I don't know about all of that... We'll see. I mean... maybe Google checkout instead... I can't let you know any of the secrets, friend.

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Charlie The Redneck

don't worry folks.

I have not forgotten. Weirdbiz Productions has not forgotten. You do realize you are witnessing history right? The very formation of reality is happening now. Charlie The Redneck will become the most popular character in the world and you are here in his beginning stages. At some point someone thought he would even be called Troy. I don't know why this thought got spread around the internet like a wildfire. But it happened and now we have to deal with it!

We are very hopeful that Charlie will make his first appearance today.

What does Charlie enjoy? Charlie likes long walks on the beach. Charlie likes a good romance novel. No no... Charlie likes guns and Jesus. You know the type, yup, the very stereotypical redneck that we've all come to love. Unfortunatly these stereotypes exist because most of these people are actually indistinguishable from each other. Yup. You heard it hear first. What?

Charlie is going to be giving you some information about the government and about liberals you know, the usual. Hell, you'll love it because I told you to love it. Oh yeah, that reminds me. I had all kinds of dreams last night. Not even dreams, man, but visions.

That should maybe give them the proper import.

I may wish to hypnotize you later. I think this may be the place for it. We'll have to come up with a name for our hypnotizing monkey though. Perhaps that's it. The hypnotizing monkey.

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Potential Side Effects Of Vilantae

One of the great things about Vilantae and one of the reasons why I support B5 supplements for acne prevention so much is that most of the "side effects" are actually positive. For example increased energy and clarity. And not the type of energy and clarity that comes with being on edge from diet pills I mean a more natural feeling. Very nice indeed! I would say the most negative side effect of Vilantae is the possibility of some stomach upset when you first begin to take it. In my experience though this doesn't last long once your body is used to it. It's certainly worth that to clear your acne up, isn't it? Buy Vilantae.

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Truck Illusions

Found this website dealio today and found it quite interesting. Truck Illusions. While I think they are quite cool it actually concerns me a bit because I think if I were to see something like this while I'm driving down the free way I'd become quite disoriented. But that probably has more to do with my brain malfunctions than anything else. CARRY ON!

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WeirdBiz Supports Barack Obama

Some people don't think it's the place of famous entertainers like myself to talk politics. Well that's a bunch of bullshit. First of all, when the Weird Biz speaks all of you shall listen. I am the most famous person in the world and this is the most famous website in the universe. I appreciate everyone here that is reading this now, my followers, my audience. My trusted comrads in the good fight against blue meanies. Why can't someone who is an entertainer like myself or an actor or a musician speak on politics? Would someone say that a dentist can't speak on politics? Certainly if FoxNews can talk about politics than anyone else not only can but should speak about it. That's right the WeirdBiz is coming out on the side of the crazy liberals. WeirdBiz is another one of those crazy liberals. Now don't get me wrong, the conspiracy theories can be a bit much. There's usually some truth to some of these ideas but then it's all blown out of proportion. I could get into the whole 9/11 thing but you know... I just... I...

Well what I mean to say is yes George W Bush is a slimeball idiot and yes I think their administration is a serious threat to the safety of the world. But all that being said, things go a bit far sometimes, no? Maybe. Yes, no, maybe not. Crazy things happen, it is true. I think that having a healthy cynicism is the only thing that save America really. I mean you have to be cynical of your political leaders. Your freedoms can go slowly at first and quickly later.

So how about that Barack Obama ? As I mentioned earlier in the WeirdBiz blog of magic I am very impressed by his stand against Fox News. To me that shows he's not willing to go down the same road as Gore & Kerry. He's not willing to even play that game. Fox News doesn't deserve to be treated like a real news organization.

Is that enough to vote a man to be president? No. And really at this point my support is soft. But he's got me to lose. Oh sweet baby!

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Redneck Troy

INTRODUCING -> REDNECK TROY! This is the first time you've met Troy and his wild hat thing. He's a redneck from down south and he's a-gonna tell you a thing or 2 about your ways and your liberal whatchamadojiglets. Why is that you say? Because Charley can't remember how many brownies he's eaten. And remember although we may feature Cowboy Charlie on the show or , (troy) we don't condone his actions nor do we agree with what he's said in the past about Hillary Clinton or Bridget Jones or Alex Jones for that matter. We realize now, in the century that we are in, in the year, or whatever. That everythings already happened. But the thing is. YOU MUST REALIZE!!! Everyone has felt that. You see, at any given moment everything has happened... to that moment. But guess what motherduckers, what happens next ? Who knows? That's right this is a curse free zone. See you can say motherduckers how is that going to hurt a child's mind. Really the concept that a word can be bad is pretty insane. A concept, sure a concept can be bad. But a word? It doesn't really make any sense for a word to be "bad" ah... but little of our society really makes sense. OH WAIT. We are talking about Redneck Charley. Sod Troy. I keep on thinking of that black guy with the train.

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Zurich Auto Insurance - Save 10% When You Buy Online

If you are in the UK and looking to buy auto insurance then you need to purchase Zurich Auto Insurance online because they give a 10% discount for online purchases. Click the banner below to take advantage of this opportunity.

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Sit Stay Fetch Scam ?

I've seen some people searching for "Sit Stay Fetch Scam" and I assume it's because they are thinking about buying this highly regarded dog training eBook and they are trying to find out of it's a "scam" like so many other products online. SitStayFetch is a dog training guide and it's a very good one! Sure you could buy a similar book from a book store but you wouldn't have access to it immediately. Another great feature is that SitStayFetch is available in audio format too. Many people learn better through listening rather than reading.

See this dog training review where Sit Stay Fetch is ranked #1

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Britney Spears Baby One More Time (by Rector)

This is Rector's performance of "Baby One More Time" by Britney Spears.

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WeirdBiz's EYE

Check out the eye...

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MINI Michael Jackson

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Rector's Response To The Office

NBC has released a new video for The Office and Rector made this video response for WeirdBiz.com:

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Weird Biz Is The Future

Alright now friends, there's going to be a lot of excitement coming up as Weird Biz gets into the game, my friends. Lots of action!

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Search Engine Trust

I've decided to change this entry because SearchEngineTrust is no longer open for business. How about some other ways that you can build links? (that's why you were searching for SET right?)

Read This Article On Link Popularity / Link Building.

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US Constitution

We the People of the United States, in Order to form a more perfect Union, establish Justice, insure domestic Tranquility, provide for the common defence, promote the general Welfare, and secure the Blessings of Liberty to ourselves and our Posterity, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the United States of America.


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Article. I.

Section. 1.

All legislative Powers herein granted shall be vested in a Congress of the United States, which shall consist of a Senate and House of Representatives.

Section. 2.

The House of Representatives shall be composed of Members chosen every second Year by the People of the several States, and the Electors in each State shall have the Qualifications requisite for Electors of the most numerous Branch of the State Legislature.

No Person shall be a Representative who shall not have attained to the Age of twenty five Years, and been seven Years a Citizen of the United States, and who shall not, when elected, be an Inhabitant of that State in which he shall be chosen.

Representatives and direct Taxes shall be apportioned among the several States which may be included within this Union, according to their respective Numbers, which shall be determined by adding to the whole Number of free Persons, including those bound to Service for a Term of Years, and excluding Indians not taxed, three fifths of all other Persons. The actual Enumeration shall be made within three Years after the first Meeting of the Congress of the United States, and within every subsequent Term of ten Years, in such Manner as they shall by Law direct. The Number of Representatives shall not exceed one for every thirty Thousand, but each State shall have at Least one Representative; and until such enumeration shall be made, the State of New Hampshire shall be entitled to chuse three, Massachusetts eight, Rhode-Island and Providence Plantations one, Connecticut five, New-York six, New Jersey four, Pennsylvania eight, Delaware one, Maryland six, Virginia ten, North Carolina five, South Carolina five, and Georgia three.

When vacancies happen in the Representation from any State, the Executive Authority thereof shall issue Writs of Election to fill such Vacancies.

The House of Representatives shall chuse their Speaker and other Officers; and shall have the sole Power of Impeachment.

Section. 3.

The Senate of the United States shall be composed of two Senators from each State, chosen by the Legislature thereof for six Years; and each Senator shall have one Vote.

Immediately after they shall be assembled in Consequence of the first Election, they shall be divided as equally as may be into three Classes. The Seats of the Senators of the first Class shall be vacated at the Expiration of the second Year, of the second Class at the Expiration of the fourth Year, and of the third Class at the Expiration of the sixth Year, so that one third may be chosen every second Year; and if Vacancies happen by Resignation, or otherwise, during the Recess of the Legislature of any State, the Executive thereof may make temporary Appointments until the next Meeting of the Legislature, which shall then fill such Vacancies.

No Person shall be a Senator who shall not have attained to the Age of thirty Years, and been nine Years a Citizen of the United States, and who shall not, when elected, be an Inhabitant of that State for which he shall be chosen.

The Vice President of the United States shall be President of the Senate, but shall have no Vote, unless they be equally divided.

The Senate shall chuse their other Officers, and also a President pro tempore, in the Absence of the Vice President, or when he shall exercise the Office of President of the United States.

The Senate shall have the sole Power to try all Impeachments. When sitting for that Purpose, they shall be on Oath or Affirmation. When the President of the United States is tried, the Chief Justice shall preside: And no Person shall be convicted without the Concurrence of two thirds of the Members present.

Judgment in Cases of Impeachment shall not extend further than to removal from Office, and disqualification to hold and enjoy any Office of honor, Trust or Profit under the United States: but the Party convicted shall nevertheless be liable and subject to Indictment, Trial, Judgment and Punishment, according to Law.

Section. 4.

The Times, Places and Manner of holding Elections for Senators and Representatives, shall be prescribed in each State by the Legislature thereof; but the Congress may at any time by Law make or alter such Regulations, except as to the Places of chusing Senators.

The Congress shall assemble at least once in every Year, and such Meeting shall be on the first Monday in December, unless they shall by Law appoint a different Day.

Section. 5.

Each House shall be the Judge of the Elections, Returns and Qualifications of its own Members, and a Majority of each shall constitute a Quorum to do Business; but a smaller Number may adjourn from day to day, and may be authorized to compel the Attendance of absent Members, in such Manner, and under such Penalties as each House may provide.

Each House may determine the Rules of its Proceedings, punish its Members for disorderly Behaviour, and, with the Concurrence of two thirds, expel a Member.

Each House shall keep a Journal of its Proceedings, and from time to time publish the same, excepting such Parts as may in their Judgment require Secrecy; and the Yeas and Nays of the Members of either House on any question shall, at the Desire of one fifth of those Present, be entered on the Journal.

Neither House, during the Session of Congress, shall, without the Consent of the other, adjourn for more than three days, nor to any other Place than that in which the two Houses shall be sitting.

Section. 6.

The Senators and Representatives shall receive a Compensation for their Services, to be ascertained by Law, and paid out of the Treasury of the United States. They shall in all Cases, except Treason, Felony and Breach of the Peace, be privileged from Arrest during their Attendance at the Session of their respective Houses, and in going to and returning from the same; and for any Speech or Debate in either House, they shall not be questioned in any other Place.

No Senator or Representative shall, during the Time for which he was elected, be appointed to any civil Office under the Authority of the United States, which shall have been created, or the Emoluments whereof shall have been encreased during such time; and no Person holding any Office under the United States, shall be a Member of either House during his Continuance in Office.

Section. 7.

All Bills for raising Revenue shall originate in the House of Representatives; but the Senate may propose or concur with Amendments as on other Bills.

Every Bill which shall have passed the House of Representatives and the Senate, shall, before it become a Law, be presented to the President of the United States: If he approve he shall sign it, but if not he shall return it, with his Objections to that House in which it shall have originated, who shall enter the Objections at large on their Journal, and proceed to reconsider it. If after such Reconsideration two thirds of that House shall agree to pass the Bill, it shall be sent, together with the Objections, to the other House, by which it shall likewise be reconsidered, and if approved by two thirds of that House, it shall become a Law. But in all such Cases the Votes of both Houses shall be determined by yeas and Nays, and the Names of the Persons voting for and against the Bill shall be entered on the Journal of each House respectively. If any Bill shall not be returned by the President within ten Days (Sundays excepted) after it shall have been presented to him, the Same shall be a Law, in like Manner as if he had signed it, unless the Congress by their Adjournment prevent its Return, in which Case it shall not be a Law.

Every Order, Resolution, or Vote to which the Concurrence of the Senate and House of Representatives may be necessary (except on a question of Adjournment) shall be presented to the President of the United States; and before the Same shall take Effect, shall be approved by him, or being disapproved by him, shall be repassed by two thirds of the Senate and House of Representatives, according to the Rules and Limitations prescribed in the Case of a Bill.

Section. 8.

The Congress shall have Power To lay and collect Taxes, Duties, Imposts and Excises, to pay the Debts and provide for the common Defence and general Welfare of the United States; but all Duties, Imposts and Excises shall be uniform throughout the United States;

To borrow Money on the credit of the United States;

To regulate Commerce with foreign Nations, and among the several States, and with the Indian Tribes;

To establish an uniform Rule of Naturalization, and uniform Laws on the subject of Bankruptcies throughout the United States;

To coin Money, regulate the Value thereof, and of foreign Coin, and fix the Standard of Weights and Measures;

To provide for the Punishment of counterfeiting the Securities and current Coin of the United States;

To establish Post Offices and post Roads;

To promote the Progress of Science and useful Arts, by securing for limited Times to Authors and Inventors the exclusive Right to their respective Writings and Discoveries;

To constitute Tribunals inferior to the supreme Court;

To define and punish Piracies and Felonies committed on the high Seas, and Offences against the Law of Nations;

To declare War, grant Letters of Marque and Reprisal, and make Rules concerning Captures on Land and Water;

To raise and support Armies, but no Appropriation of Money to that Use shall be for a longer Term than two Years;

To provide and maintain a Navy;

To make Rules for the Government and Regulation of the land and naval Forces;

To provide for calling forth the Militia to execute the Laws of the Union, suppress Insurrections and repel Invasions;

To provide for organizing, arming, and disciplining, the Militia, and for governing such Part of them as may be employed in the Service of the United States, reserving to the States respectively, the Appointment of the Officers, and the Authority of training the Militia according to the discipline prescribed by Congress;

To exercise exclusive Legislation in all Cases whatsoever, over such District (not exceeding ten Miles square) as may, by Cession of particular States, and the Acceptance of Congress, become the Seat of the Government of the United States, and to exercise like Authority over all Places purchased by the Consent of the Legislature of the State in which the Same shall be, for the Erection of Forts, Magazines, Arsenals, dock-Yards, and other needful Buildings;--And

To make all Laws which shall be necessary and proper for carrying into Execution the foregoing Powers, and all other Powers vested by this Constitution in the Government of the United States, or in any Department or Officer thereof.

Section. 9.

The Migration or Importation of such Persons as any of the States now existing shall think proper to admit, shall not be prohibited by the Congress prior to the Year one thousand eight hundred and eight, but a Tax or duty may be imposed on such Importation, not exceeding ten dollars for each Person.

The Privilege of the Writ of Habeas Corpus shall not be suspended, unless when in Cases of Rebellion or Invasion the public Safety may require it.

No Bill of Attainder or ex post facto Law shall be passed.

No Capitation, or other direct, Tax shall be laid, unless in Proportion to the Census or enumeration herein before directed to be taken.

No Tax or Duty shall be laid on Articles exported from any State.

No Preference shall be given by any Regulation of Commerce or Revenue to the Ports of one State over those of another; nor shall Vessels bound to, or from, one State, be obliged to enter, clear, or pay Duties in another.

No Money shall be drawn from the Treasury, but in Consequence of Appropriations made by Law; and a regular Statement and Account of the Receipts and Expenditures of all public Money shall be published from time to time.

No Title of Nobility shall be granted by the United States: And no Person holding any Office of Profit or Trust under them, shall, without the Consent of the Congress, accept of any present, Emolument, Office, or Title, of any kind whatever, from any King, Prince, or foreign State.

Section. 10.

No State shall enter into any Treaty, Alliance, or Confederation; grant Letters of Marque and Reprisal; coin Money; emit Bills of Credit; make any Thing but gold and silver Coin a Tender in Payment of Debts; pass any Bill of Attainder, ex post facto Law, or Law impairing the Obligation of Contracts, or grant any Title of Nobility.

No State shall, without the Consent of the Congress, lay any Imposts or Duties on Imports or Exports, except what may be absolutely necessary for executing it's inspection Laws: and the net Produce of all Duties and Imposts, laid by any State on Imports or Exports, shall be for the Use of the Treasury of the United States; and all such Laws shall be subject to the Revision and Controul of the Congress.

No State shall, without the Consent of Congress, lay any Duty of Tonnage, keep Troops, or Ships of War in time of Peace, enter into any Agreement or Compact with another State, or with a foreign Power, or engage in War, unless actually invaded, or in such imminent Danger as will not admit of delay.


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Article. II.

Section. 1.

The executive Power shall be vested in a President of the United States of America. He shall hold his Office during the Term of four Years, and, together with the Vice President, chosen for the same Term, be elected, as follows:

Each State shall appoint, in such Manner as the Legislature thereof may direct, a Number of Electors, equal to the whole Number of Senators and Representatives to which the State may be entitled in the Congress: but no Senator or Representative, or Person holding an Office of Trust or Profit under the United States, shall be appointed an Elector.

The Electors shall meet in their respective States, and vote by Ballot for two Persons, of whom one at least shall not be an Inhabitant of the same State with themselves. And they shall make a List of all the Persons voted for, and of the Number of Votes for each; which List they shall sign and certify, and transmit sealed to the Seat of the Government of the United States, directed to the President of the Senate. The President of the Senate shall, in the Presence of the Senate and House of Representatives, open all the Certificates, and the Votes shall then be counted. The Person having the greatest Number of Votes shall be the President, if such Number be a Majority of the whole Number of Electors appointed; and if there be more than one who have such Majority, and have an equal Number of Votes, then the House of Representatives shall immediately chuse by Ballot one of them for President; and if no Person have a Majority, then from the five highest on the List the said House shall in like Manner chuse the President. But in chusing the President, the Votes shall be taken by States, the Representation from each State having one Vote; A quorum for this purpose shall consist of a Member or Members from two thirds of the States, and a Majority of all the States shall be necessary to a Choice. In every Case, after the Choice of the President, the Person having the greatest Number of Votes of the Electors shall be the Vice President. But if there should remain two or more who have equal Votes, the Senate shall chuse from them by Ballot the Vice President.

The Congress may determine the Time of chusing the Electors, and the Day on which they shall give their Votes; which Day shall be the same throughout the United States.

No Person except a natural born Citizen, or a Citizen of the United States, at the time of the Adoption of this Constitution, shall be eligible to the Office of President; neither shall any Person be eligible to that Office who shall not have attained to the Age of thirty five Years, and been fourteen Years a Resident within the United States.

In Case of the Removal of the President from Office, or of his Death, Resignation, or Inability to discharge the Powers and Duties of the said Office, the Same shall devolve on the Vice President, and the Congress may by Law provide for the Case of Removal, Death, Resignation or Inability, both of the President and Vice President, declaring what Officer shall then act as President, and such Officer shall act accordingly, until the Disability be removed, or a President shall be elected.

The President shall, at stated Times, receive for his Services, a Compensation, which shall neither be increased nor diminished during the Period for which he shall have been elected, and he shall not receive within that Period any other Emolument from the United States, or any of them.

Before he enter on the Execution of his Office, he shall take the following Oath or Affirmation:--"I do solemnly swear (or affirm) that I will faithfully execute the Office of President of the United States, and will to the best of my Ability, preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States."

Section. 2.

The President shall be Commander in Chief of the Army and Navy of the United States, and of the Militia of the several States, when called into the actual Service of the United States; he may require the Opinion, in writing, of the principal Officer in each of the executive Departments, upon any Subject relating to the Duties of their respective Offices, and he shall have Power to grant Reprieves and Pardons for Offences against the United States, except in Cases of Impeachment.

He shall have Power, by and with the Advice and Consent of the Senate, to make Treaties, provided two thirds of the Senators present concur; and he shall nominate, and by and with the Advice and Consent of the Senate, shall appoint Ambassadors, other public Ministers and Consuls, Judges of the supreme Court, and all other Officers of the United States, whose Appointments are not herein otherwise provided for, and which shall be established by Law: but the Congress may by Law vest the Appointment of such inferior Officers, as they think proper, in the President alone, in the Courts of Law, or in the Heads of Departments.

The President shall have Power to fill up all Vacancies that may happen during the Recess of the Senate, by granting Commissions which shall expire at the End of their next Session.

Section. 3.

He shall from time to time give to the Congress Information of the State of the Union, and recommend to their Consideration such Measures as he shall judge necessary and expedient; he may, on extraordinary Occasions, convene both Houses, or either of them, and in Case of Disagreement between them, with Respect to the Time of Adjournment, he may adjourn them to such Time as he shall think proper; he shall receive Ambassadors and other public Ministers; he shall take Care that the Laws be faithfully executed, and shall Commission all the Officers of the United States.

Section. 4.

The President, Vice President and all civil Officers of the United States, shall be removed from Office on Impeachment for, and Conviction of, Treason, Bribery, or other high Crimes and Misdemeanors.


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Article III.

Section. 1.

The judicial Power of the United States shall be vested in one supreme Court, and in such inferior Courts as the Congress may from time to time ordain and establish. The Judges, both of the supreme and inferior Courts, shall hold their Offices during good Behaviour, and shall, at stated Times, receive for their Services a Compensation, which shall not be diminished during their Continuance in Office.

Section. 2.

The judicial Power shall extend to all Cases, in Law and Equity, arising under this Constitution, the Laws of the United States, and Treaties made, or which shall be made, under their Authority;--to all Cases affecting Ambassadors, other public Ministers and Consuls;--to all Cases of admiralty and maritime Jurisdiction;--to Controversies to which the United States shall be a Party;--to Controversies between two or more States;-- between a State and Citizens of another State;--between Citizens of different States;--between Citizens of the same State claiming Lands under Grants of different States, and between a State, or the Citizens thereof, and foreign States, Citizens or Subjects.

In all Cases affecting Ambassadors, other public Ministers and Consuls, and those in which a State shall be Party, the supreme Court shall have original Jurisdiction. In all the other Cases before mentioned, the supreme Court shall have appellate Jurisdiction, both as to Law and Fact, with such Exceptions, and under such Regulations as the Congress shall make.

The Trial of all Crimes, except in Cases of Impeachment, shall be by Jury; and such Trial shall be held in the State where the said Crimes shall have been committed; but when not committed within any State, the Trial shall be at such Place or Places as the Congress may by Law have directed.

Section. 3.

Treason against the United States, shall consist only in levying War against them, or in adhering to their Enemies, giving them Aid and Comfort. No Person shall be convicted of Treason unless on the Testimony of two Witnesses to the same overt Act, or on Confession in open Court.

The Congress shall have Power to declare the Punishment of Treason, but no Attainder of Treason shall work Corruption of Blood, or Forfeiture except during the Life of the Person attainted.


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Article. IV.

Section. 1.

Full Faith and Credit shall be given in each State to the public Acts, Records, and judicial Proceedings of every other State. And the Congress may by general Laws prescribe the Manner in which such Acts, Records and Proceedings shall be proved, and the Effect thereof.

Section. 2.

The Citizens of each State shall be entitled to all Privileges and Immunities of Citizens in the several States.

A Person charged in any State with Treason, Felony, or other Crime, who shall flee from Justice, and be found in another State, shall on Demand of the executive Authority of the State from which he fled, be delivered up, to be removed to the State having Jurisdiction of the Crime.

No Person held to Service or Labour in one State, under the Laws thereof, escaping into another, shall, in Consequence of any Law or Regulation therein, be discharged from such Service or Labour, but shall be delivered up on Claim of the Party to whom such Service or Labour may be due.

Section. 3.

New States may be admitted by the Congress into this Union; but no new State shall be formed or erected within the Jurisdiction of any other State; nor any State be formed by the Junction of two or more States, or Parts of States, without the Consent of the Legislatures of the States concerned as well as of the Congress.

The Congress shall have Power to dispose of and make all needful Rules and Regulations respecting the Territory or other Property belonging to the United States; and nothing in this Constitution shall be so construed as to Prejudice any Claims of the United States, or of any particular State.

Section. 4.

The United States shall guarantee to every State in this Union a Republican Form of Government, and shall protect each of them against Invasion; and on Application of the Legislature, or of the Executive (when the Legislature cannot be convened), against domestic Violence.


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Article. V.

The Congress, whenever two thirds of both Houses shall deem it necessary, shall propose Amendments to this Constitution, or, on the Application of the Legislatures of two thirds of the several States, shall call a Convention for proposing Amendments, which, in either Case, shall be valid to all Intents and Purposes, as Part of this Constitution, when ratified by the Legislatures of three fourths of the several States, or by Conventions in three fourths thereof, as the one or the other Mode of Ratification may be proposed by the Congress; Provided that no Amendment which may be made prior to the Year One thousand eight hundred and eight shall in any Manner affect the first and fourth Clauses in the Ninth Section of the first Article; and that no State, without its Consent, shall be deprived of its equal Suffrage in the Senate.


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Article. VI.

All Debts contracted and Engagements entered into, before the Adoption of this Constitution, shall be as valid against the United States under this Constitution, as under the Confederation.

This Constitution, and the Laws of the United States which shall be made in Pursuance thereof; and all Treaties made, or which shall be made, under the Authority of the United States, shall be the supreme Law of the Land; and the Judges in every State shall be bound thereby, any Thing in the Constitution or Laws of any State to the Contrary notwithstanding.

The Senators and Representatives before mentioned, and the Members of the several State Legislatures, and all executive and judicial Officers, both of the United States and of the several States, shall be bound by Oath or Affirmation, to support this Constitution; but no religious Test shall ever be required as a Qualification to any Office or public Trust under the United States.


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Article. VII.

The Ratification of the Conventions of nine States, shall be sufficient for the Establishment of this Constitution between the States so ratifying the Same.

The Word, "the," being interlined between the seventh and eighth Lines of the first Page, the Word "Thirty" being partly written on an Erazure in the fifteenth Line of the first Page, The Words "is tried" being interlined between the thirty second and thirty third Lines of the first Page and the Word "the" being interlined between the forty third and forty fourth Lines of the second Page.

Attest William Jackson Secretary

Done in Convention by the Unanimous Consent of the States present the Seventeenth Day of September in the Year of our Lord one thousand seven hundred and Eighty seven and of the Independence of the United States of America the Twelfth In witness whereof We have hereunto subscribed our Names,

G°. Washington
Presidt and deputy from Virginia

Delaware
Geo: Read
Gunning Bedford jun
John Dickinson
Richard Bassett
Jaco: Broom

Maryland
James McHenry
Dan of St Thos. Jenifer
Danl. Carroll

Virginia
John Blair
James Madison Jr.

North Carolina
Wm. Blount
Richd. Dobbs Spaight
Hu Williamson

South Carolina
J. Rutledge
Charles Cotesworth Pinckney
Charles Pinckney
Pierce Butler

Georgia
William Few
Abr Baldwin

New Hampshire
John Langdon
Nicholas Gilman

Massachusetts
Nathaniel Gorham
Rufus King

Connecticut
Wm. Saml. Johnson
Roger Sherman

New York
Alexander Hamilton

New Jersey
Wil: Livingston
David Brearley
Wm. Paterson
Jona: Dayton

Pennsylvania
B Franklin
Thomas Mifflin
Robt. Morris
Geo. Clymer
Thos. FitzSimons
Jared Ingersoll
James Wilson
Gouv Morris

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Britney Spears Baby One More Time - Death Metal Version

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Separation of Church & State

This is a quick little study on what I was just talking about. With some help from John F Kennedy (1960) ...

Ol' JFK reminding folks that we are not a religious country. We are a secular country. It's one of the main things our country was founded on and it's more important than ever to remember that now when religion has grown to be more dangerous than ever before (and religion has been the cause of most of history's atrocities so that's saying quite a bit.)

You should get the best experience from this by using your headphones... I know this
Separation.mp3 is not a prefect example though... I'm going to be working on some much better hallucinatory material in the future. Either way, enjoy. Yummy delicious brain melting!

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Note Frequencies

As a bit of a music freak and as hypnotism weirdo I like to think about the frequencies of the different notes. HUH?! Well each note vibrates at a certain frequency. That's how it works. Music just like everything else in our universe (seemingly) can be explained mathmatically.

E5 is 659 Hz for example. this is important when when trying to create brainwave entrainment through binary beats.

Generally speaking you can create a good "beat" for hypnosis with a difference of 10 hz between the tone in the left ear and the tone in the right ear.

So if I use an E5 note in the left ear at 659 I'd want to use a tone of 669 hz in the right ear. Since an F5 is 698 Hz - which is 39 Hz higher this tone would basically be just short of 1/4th of a note higher.

I think, but I'm not sure, that it's important for the two tones to not be discernable from each other in pitch. Considering this it should be better to use higher notes than lower... I'll use an example for what I am talking about... A C1 is 32.7 Hz... so would take that up to 42.7 Hz to create the 10 Hz binary beat. The problem is that a 42.7 lands you somewhere between an E and an F note! This would clearly be heard as an entirely different note, correct?

I feel that I must do some more real world research with these ideas.

I *may* get back to you with some of my findings...

If you want to hear a previous experiment I did with binary beats check out my "radio play" entry. There's a lot going on there but included in all of that is a binary beat of 10 Hz to help create the feeling of otherwordliness. Actually if I remember correctly it's a beat oscillating between 5 Hz and 10 Hz...

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Sifl & Olly - Season 1 - Episode 3

Well here's some more Sifl & Olly... Hopefully these videos won't be taken down because they are awesome. It's hard to believe something this cool was on something as crap as MTV. MTV sucked in the late 90s (or early 00s whenever this was on) but now it sucks so bad it's incredible. I mean really. It's fucking mind boggling to me how stupid MTV is now. Although now that I think about it MTV has always been pretty crap for the most part.. but the thing is it atleast used to have *SOME* good stuff like this which was cool because there weren't any other channels playing stuff anything like that. You know... Well it's all complicated MAN. And it's getting late... HELL. Enjoy some Chester:

Part 1



Part 2

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Vilantae Will Cure Your Acne

I'm big on Vilantae. I highly suggest just ORDERING VILANTAE NOW.

But if you'd like to know more of why you should buy Vilantae check this out -> VILANTAE.

Why am I so big on Vilantae? Because I know it works. It worked for me. I hate it when people who suffer from acne waste their time with topical products like ProActiv that are a complete waste of time.

Vilantae REALLY WORKS. Seriously. I AM NOT JOKING. I know I am yelling here but it's just sad that so many people waste their time and money with all of the nonsense topical products that don't do anything when there's a real acne cure right in front of their faces!

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Back to our regularly scheduled program... (Barry Bonds)

Would you like to read about some baseball?

When I was a boy I was a big baseball fan. Then I got more into other sports. Then I lost interest in sports all together. Now I like baseball again. I'm not nearly as into it as I was when I was a kid. Don't get me wrong. But I do love BARRY BONDS for a few reasons. I love that everyone else hates him. I love that he put up numbers that no one has seen since Babe Ruth (I've always loved the numbers of baseball especially the more involved ones like slugging percentage and of course the really wild statistical evaluation stuff... you know what I'm talkin' aboot. That Bill James shiznit.) Wait what was I talking about? Oh yeah Barry. Yeah he's the man. I hope he has a great season this year just to shit in everyone's cornflakes. Ya dig? Hell yeah. I hope the Giants win the world series. I like this Barry Zito too. So that's double hot stuff. I'm hoping big Barry passes ol' overrated Hank Aaron before the all-star break. Ol' Hammerin' Hank was a good player. No doubt. But his numbers are based more on consistency than true domination. True excellence. Barry has won 7 MVP awards and he should have won atleast 2 more that he was robbed on. The guy has dominated like no one since Ruth. Barry Bonds - the lord of baseball.

Read some more on Barry:

Barry Bonds in good form this Spring Training (2007)


Barry Bonds Vs. Hank Aaron

also read this interesting piece on the Baseball Hall of Fame and Museum

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The Mighty Boosh - "Charlie"

As you know I like to enlighten my readers with some clips from fantastical programs. This is an entire episode of "The Mighty Boosh" which is a fantastical show from the UK. This is episode 6 from the first season. Or the first "series" as those crazy Brits say. It's called "CHARLIE"

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