Theist Arguments

2LegHumanist on YouTube has been creating a series of videos about Theist Arguments and how they are flawed. I think they are interesting so I'm including them here:

Episode 1 - The False Claim



Episode 2 - Propaganda



Episode 3 - Book Recomendations



Episode 4 - Non-Sequitors and Fallacies



Episode 5 - The False Dilemma



Episode 6 - The Equivocation Fallacy



Episode 7 - Wishful Thinking



Episode 8 - Science = Atheism



There are more I'll be posting soon.

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Responses to VenomFangX

I've been featuring VenomFangX a lot due to his ridiculous anti-science religious nutjob videos. I've even been considering making a WeirdBiz.com response to him. But in the mean time I've found that there are many others who have done so. Fittingly enough VenomFangX doesn't allow comments or video responses that do not fit in with his um... ideas. So you can't see these responses from his videos without searching for them (or in the related videos section.)

Some of these are direct responses to VenonFangX's videos (that he would never allow to show up in the video response area) and others are... well see for yourself.

RabidApe - Evolution, Satan's Tool?



SpasticWilliams - VenomFangX Is The Greatest Internet Man



vittorio203 - VenomFangX Is An Evil Lie Created By Satan



OddMo - A debate challenge for VenomFangX



sphericalbastard - VenomFangX Douchebag Extraordinaire



thestonedog - VenomFangX Is A Hypocrite



TriumphOfReason - Respone to VenomFangX

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Satan Invented Evolution - Part V

VenomFangX is back with the next installment of his enlightening (that's sarcasm folks) series on how Satan Invented Evolution.

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More Evolution Related Insanity From VenomFangX

This is actually an older video (Added June 1, '07) but since he hasn't added any new videos in awhile to make fun of, I figured I'd look into his "Back Catalog" of insane videos for something tasty.

Here's "Evolutionists Are Very... Special"

I'm not sure what the Wii Golf has to do with anything... This is just him playing a recording of some other morons like himself yapping about something they have no understanding of.

You know what I always like to point out to religious nutbags who get down on science? You see this idiot playing Wii Golf? You think that religious ideas created that game? No. Scientific ideas. Ideas of logic and reason. This computer, everything. Everything man, everything that we have that we call "modern" is because of science and technology. These are things that have nothing to do with religious idealogy. Do you see what I'm saying here? It's scientific thought that creates things. Religious thought cant create anything because it's nonsensical and stupid.

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Quote of the Day

"You can see the Reptilians via meditating, using hallucinogenic drugs, and sleep paralysis. However, these are the fourth-dimensional Reptilians, not the third-dimensional ones--but more on all of this later." - www.Truthism.com

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The Blasphemy Challenge

The Blasphemy Challenge:



Faux News Interview With Brian Flemming (The God Who Wasn't There):



Go to www.BlasphemyChallenge.com to learn more.

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Internet Dream

More magic from Tay Zonday. I honestly find this song pretty enjoyable... in some way or another. This style fits his voice better. He should really do like 20s style stuff, that'd work out well.

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Bill Maher Videos

Bill Maher is a pretty kick ass fella. Check out these videos.

Bill Maher on Tucker Carlson talking about the response to Hurricane Katrina:



Bill Maher on Jesus Camp



Dennis Kucinich Interview

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Bill O'Reilly is bat shit insane

The Coolest 8 Year Old In The World



Bill O'Reilly's response

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Reality Has A Liberal Bias

Reality and truth have a liberal bias. That's why conservatives have to make their own versions of things. They said that Wikipedia was liberally biased so they made uh.. what's it called? Conservapedia or something. And now they say the same thing about YouTube. Yes, YouTube has a liberal bias. So they've made their own version called QubeTV!

QubeTV

More Info:

QubeTV is a conservative-biased alternative to YouTube. The site was founded by former Ronald Reagan aides Charlie Gerow and Jeff Lord as a response to what is perceived to be a liberal bias on the part of YouTube. Cited among other claims of the liberal bias of YouTube is the alleged censorship of a video by right-wing personality Michelle Malkin about US immigration which was taken down by YouTube administrators. The Malkin video now has a prominent position on the frontpage of QubeTV and is described as "Banned by YouTube". The site has been compared to Conservapedia, a Christian conservative alternative to Wikipedia because, among other reasons, they both criticize a perceived bias and counter it with an explicit bias.

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This is very similar to what conservatives have done in the past in the television news medium with Fox News. They criticized the perceived "liberal bias" of CNN and made their own news channel with an explicit bias, Fox News.

The strange thing is that the things they criticize as having a liberal bias usually in actuality have a conservative bias of their own, it's just not as pronounced as they would like it. For example the New York Times is often called a liberal newspaper but it's not truly liberal or progressive. It's just less conservative than the Rupert Murdochs of the world would like it to be. The New York Post (Murdoch owned) on the other hand is unabashedly conservative in it's viewpoint.

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Scientology

Scientology is fun to keep up with. It's almost as crazy as Christianity:

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Battle of the Bands

The Internet Band vs. Bridget The Midget & BlakkOut

Notice that Bridget the Midget and Mark aka "Sparky" both list the "Beetle's" as an influence. Beetle's!

I'm not really sure which of these bands are more awesome but I assume that The Internet Band will never go past conceptualization so Bridget the Midget and the BlakkOuts will most likely win by default.

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William F. Buckley on drug legalization

William F. Buckley appearing on a program entitled Open Mind discussing the legalization of drugs.

Part 1:



Part 2:



Part 3:



It's now time for the legalization of drugs. There are only 3 presidential candidates who openly support the decriminalization/legalization of drugs: Mike Gravel, Dennis Kucinich, and Ron Paul. They are, not coincidentally, the only presidential candidates who speak the truth.

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Mike Gravel Speaks The Truth

If you haven't yet heard of Mike Gravel, democratic candidate for president, please go to his website at www.MikeGravel08.us to learn about him. He is not the usual politician. Get this. He tells the truth. Can you believe it?

If you are tired of politics as usual and want REAL change then you need to support Mike Gravel. Once you learn about Mike Gravel, tell everyone you know about this man. He is a true American hero when we need one more than ever.

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FaceBook lawsuit

I was just reading this shit about ConnectU suing FaceBook and I came across the fact that the CEO of FaceBook is fucking 23 years old. Sorry for my use of profanity, but goddamn! Nice for him, I must say.

It seems to me Weird Biz should be a million dollar company. Here; buy my biscuits.

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Save Souls From Hell

More insanity from VenomFangX - this one is called Save Souls From Hell

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Inspired By Tay Zonday's "Chocolate Rain"

This is the WeirdBiz.com song and video inspired by Tay Zonday's "Chocolate Rain." This is not a "cover." It's a meditation on the phrase "Chocolate Rain." An answer to a question that may not have been asked. A hedgehog in a land of circles.

We call it "Chocolate Rain Spider Jam" ---> ENJOY? (the song is also up at our new myspace page for music shit -> www.MySpace.com/WeirdBizMusic (where the stereo file can be downloaded)) (parenthesis are the motherload.)

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Tay Zonday

This a collection of Tay Zonday videos. A strange fella with an interesting voice:

"Chocolate Rain"



"Lifetime Limbo"



"Never Gonna Give You Up"



"Rainbow Connection"

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Satan Invented Evolution - Part IV

The fourth installment of "Satan" Invented Evolution by the amazing VenomFangX is here! The subject of this one is dinosaurs and the age of the earth.

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9/11 Conspiracy

Another video on the 9/11 conspiracy:

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Satan Invented Evolution - Part III

More insanity from VenomFangX (sounds more Goth than Bible Beater doesn't it?)

This is part 3 of his series on how "Satan" invented Evolution:

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Prisoners Dance to Michael Jackson's "Thriller"

1500 inmates in a Philippines jail practice their dance routine for Michael Jackson's "Thriller"

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San Diego

I am (loosely) planning a trip to San Diego for some time this fall or (maybe, unlikely) late summer. Anyone who has been in San Diego or lives there... give me some tips about the city? Eh? I may sign your legs for ya.

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South Park: You Just Got Goth Served

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Satan Invented Evolution - Part II

Ah yes, Part II! Enjoy watching my favorite religious nutbag "prove" that "Satan" invented Evolution. (if you missed it, here's part 1)

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Better Sex Mall - The Best Review Site For Sex Enhancement Products

The Better Sex Mall is the best review site for sexual enhancement products. Check it out at www.BetterSexMall.com or check out this review of the Better Sex Mall.

There's so many sexual enhancement products out there you need this site to help find the products that really work.

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Read A Book

A rap song/video: Read A Book.

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Satan Invented Evolution

VenomFangX is my favorite YouTuber. Why? Because his wacko bible beating videos are so deliciously ridiculous! Listening to his "reasoning" makes me a chuckle. Someone like this makes parody impossible, He is the parody.

His latest gem is called Satan Invented Evolution:

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Unlimited iPod Downloads

Do you have an iPod that needs to be filled with music? Check it out: iPod Downloads.

The top iPod downloading services are ranked as follows:

#1 www.FeedMyiPods.com

#2 www.MyiPodDownloads.com

#3 www.My-iPod-Music.com

#4 www.iPodBlender.com

#5 YouriPodMovies.com

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Super Mario Brothers Video

This is a rather amusing video of a dude playing Super Mario Brothers with a hilarious running commentary (actually he added the commentary to a video of someone else playing Super Mario Brothers)

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Donate To Mike Gravel

I just donated to Mike Gravel (for the second time) - I am not exactly swimming in cash at the moment or I'd give him the full $2,300 that you can give to a candidate.

Mike Gravel is a candidate for the Democratic nomination. He is a hero for those of us who believe in the truth. He will end the war in Iraq (immediately), he will revamp our corrupt tax code, he will bring us universal health care, he wants to decriminalize marijuana, and will work to slow down global warming (unlike the current president, Gravel believes in science.)

Mike Gravel is a candidate who deserves your support. Donate to Mike Gravel today!

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Zeitgeist - The Movie



This movie is broken down into three sections as follows (after a long musical introduction)

1. Jesus didn't exist and the Christian religion is based on earlier sun based religions. Religion is used primarily to control the masses.

This obviously correct.

2. 9/11 was a false flag attack.

This one I have a much harder time believing. While there is a lot of suspicious facts in regards to 9/11, I have a hard time believing that a conspiracy of this size could have been contained. While the "official story" is probably not completely true, the planting bombs in the buildings doesnt seem to be a feasible alternative. Do I think it's possible that the administration knew of the impending attacks and LET them happen? yeah... I can imagine that and in fact I suspect it quite strongly. But the whole planting explosives in the buildings thing just seems like it would have taken way too much coordination. It just doesn't make sense. Imagine how many people would have had to keep their mouths shut about this. It seems like way too big of a risk. A more likely scenario seems to me that they knew of these impending attacks and purposely allowed them to happen. Which if that is true would be 90% as bad anyway.

3. the federal reserve/central bank/income tax system is corrupt

Pretty strong case is made on this one.

It's an interesting film anyway, if very melodramatic at times, but you know... The big thing for me is... the more perspective you get the more you realize big things can be happening. "Crazy" things. "Crazy" things happened throughout history and there's no reason to be sure that they aren't happening right now. The whole "one world government" thing is pretty scary. The implanted chips and all of this. What is the goal? Where are we headed?

We got to get some hippie power in this motherfucker, for real.

Anyhoo watch the movie, let me know what you think in the comments.

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Proactol Fat Binder Now Offering FREE Trial

Proactol is now offering a free 5 day trial of their amazing fat binding diet pill. This is a limited time offer so if you should take advantage of the opportunity while you have it.

Proactol absorbs up to 28% of the fat you eat. This greatly reduces your fat intake which helps you lose weight fast without starving yourself.

Go to www.Proactol.com to learn more (and to try the free 5 day trial!)

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The White Stripes - One Note Show

Watch the entire White Stripes "one note" show:

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The Five Weirdest Bands/Artists Of All Time

GG Allin

GG Allin was weird in that unpleasant sort of way. In that shitting and pissing on stage sort of way. After his very last show in 1993 (before his death from a heroin overdose) he trashed the club he played at in NYC and then walked the streets of New York naked and covered in blood and feces.

To add to the complete insanity that was GG Allin's life is the fact that his birth
name was Jesus Christ.

Allin on the Jerry Springer show:



Ween

Ween on the other hand is weird in a very lovely way. As with Zappa below they have been marginalized as a "joke band" by some and I'm probably not helping things by putting them on this list but that being said, they make some weird music. Some really good weird music. The thing with Ween is, I don't find it to be a joke, it's just another perspective. I suppose you either get that or you don't, eh?

Ween's video for "Push Th' Little Daisies"



Frank Zappa


Zappa often unfairly gets categorized as a novelty act and I suppose I'm not helping that by including him in this list. Zappa was a brilliant musician and songwriter but he was also pretty weird, at least by normal society standards. And I guess really, that's all weird is, isn't it?

"Let's Make The Water Turn Black"



Buckethead

He wears a mask and a KFC bucket on his head when he plays. That's pretty weird.

Here's Buckethead playing a song of his called "Padmasana"



Michael Jackson

"Thriller"



Maybe it's really some of his fans that are most weird?

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Crazy Preacher And His Crazy Wife

These people have to be joking, right? Something about the way this guy and his wife operate makes me think this is a joke... Maybe that's just wishful thinking, eh?

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YouTube Finds Of The Day

Robot Chicken Lil' Hitler:



The Big Lebowski - They Peed On My Rug:



Chocolate Rain - Tay Zonday

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Warning! God's Judgment Is Coming!



This may be the most hilarious thing I've ever seen. I love the categories of people getting the warning, it's hard to pick a favorite.

Which one is most ridiculous?

VOTE
1. Pot Smoking Little Devils
2. Lewd Women
3. F se Religions (False? Lost the a and the l?)
4. Pencil Neck Weak Kneed Gutless Men
5. Sports Nuts (WTF?)
6. Rebellious Women (ha ha)
7. Child Molesting Homosexuals (I suppose child molesting heterosexuals are fine?)
8. Witches (what fucking century is this again?)
9. And Mormons
10. Liar (there's just one)

(after some webhosting problems, i got 'em all solved... the new webhost is BlueHost.Com & they are much better.)

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THE CHALLENGE

FOOD DIARY:

DAY 1

1. coffee (black) - 0
2. chicken soup - 300
3. turkey burger, potatoes, broccoli - 600
4. ramen - 380

1280 calories (limit 2000)
0 exercise

+1

DAY 2


1. coffee (sugar+milk) - 50
2. slim fast shake - 190
3. omelette (eggs/cheese/fleishmanns) - 700
4. sandwhich - 900
5. root beer - 160

total: 2000
0 exercise

+1


TOTAL POINTS = 2


Day 3

1. coffee cream/sugar - 50
2. bagel/cream cheese/smoked salmon - 700
3. cherries - 150
4. crackers & cheese - 220

total: 1120

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The Corporation

I watched the documentary film The Corporation this evening and it really strongly reinforced some opinions I have regarding capitalism run a muck.

I definitely recommend watching it:



I always think people are crazy when they say the most fear the government. It's big corporations you should really be fearing. Why? Because at least with the government you have a role in it. You have a vote. You have some say. The government is SUPPOSED to be there for your interests. A big corporation on the other hand? You have no say. You have no control. They have nothing but the bottom line in mind. Your interests and the interests of the rest of the world mean nothing to them.

So am I a communist? No. But I also think it's clear that free market privatization of EVERYTHING is wrong... and DEADLY. We need a strong balance of free market enterprise with government oversight. We must do something about the system as it stands... It's just unacceptable.

And the sad thing is... who can we trust to call out these big corps? They own all of the mainstream media. You can't really go there...

But... Is there hope? Yes. I think so. And I'm a big believer that the internet can be a big part of that. (And that's why it's so incredibly important that we keep the internet free of any sort of corporation takeover as the absolutely evil Republicans have tried to do already.) And yes... Republicans are EVIL, there's no doubt about it. Now I'm not saying all people that vote for Republicans are evil (most, sure) but ... BUT those guys in the congress? Yeah. Evil. Seriously, I mean... I don't even know how anyone can argue otherwise.

And they make me fucking thirsty... but that's another story.

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Buddha with 1000 hands

This is a pretty incredible video:

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How To Dance At A Rave

???

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Skeptic Magazine

I recently purchased a copy of Skeptic (Vol 13 No 2 2007) and it's quite an interesting read. Check out their website at Skeptic.com to get a good idea of what it's all about. I was going to purchase a subscription (you can also buy single issues online) but I realized it's actually cheaper per issue for me to buy it at the little store by the subway stop (I live in Brooklyn.)

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Guy Playing Two Guitars At Once

The Simpsons Theme Song - Danny Elfman



Fur Elise - Ludwig Van Beethoven

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Liam Gallagher Interviews

Liam Gallagher - lead singer for Oasis - is known for his somewhat crazy interviews... here's a selection of 3 of his interviews





(with his brother Noel)

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Noel Gallagher interview

Noel Gallagher of Oasis is known for being funny in his interviews. Here's Noel:

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Liam Gallagher punches reporter

This segment opens up with the reporter saying "he sang 'don't look back in anger' but..." - Of course if you know Oasis' music at all you know that Liam did not sing "Don't Look Back in Anger." Noel sang lead on that one. Anyway I thought it was pretty fitting that this report starts off with getting the facts wrong. Although this is a very trivial example of it - It seems that facts aren't even checked anymore. I mean it's not just in the US then, all around the world, just any garbage goes out there as news. As facts... Ah... well anyway here's the video:

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high reviews #A

i suppose i need more of the toking machine or perhaps some wine. how about some "reviews" - actually... not the right word. views man, not reviews... just VIEWS.

smashing pumpkins - starz

not sure about this new album (zeitgeist) ... but trying to give it some open minded spins. i've read a lot of people talking about how high the vocals are in the mix and i'm definitely noticing that on this track. for a long time i've been annoyed by the pumpkins general production sound as it sounds too clean and artificial for my tastes. like all the corners are buffed off. ..

er, yes the vocals do seem a bit a loud in the mix. although the way the "we are stars" thing comes in all big is kind of cool actually - a bit of a weird thing to come in there.

***some time later when loud guitars come in*** (after the case edit, this part of the post is coming from the previous statement's future, this current reality's present, and your past... you see that's what they were really getting to with that christmas shit about the holy ghost of your pants or whatever, it's all one or the other or the other to sometime.)

it does come in like a pile of bricks there, that's pretty sweet. however all kids, i just don't know how i feel about it. it was enjoyable in it's way though.

(of course i am pretty high...)

Syd Barrett - Dominoes

I've never liked the tracks on the self titled album (Barrett) as much as the ones on Madcap Laughs. But for whatever reason man, maybe because I dont think I've listened to these tracks as much I am throwing on some "Dominoes" - you know... It sort of sounds like "So Happy Together" by The Turtles. Huh? It seems that way at the time.. what time? now.. shit. What's now anyway?

I'm getting a bit tired maybe, I feel like I should be making some magic clouds or something you know? It's hard to say but it does go there here doesn't it. Pretty cool. I'm digging this jazzy instrumental bitty with the backwards guitar and all. Very delicious.

Let me say IM TALKING ABOUT GETTING HIGH ON LIFE.

How is it possible that marijuana is illegal and Bibles are legal? You gotta have either both or neither man. You can't choose some drugs to be illegal and others not... BROTHER!

Syd Barrett - OBVIOUS

Such a nice tune. This has one of my favorite Barrett lyrics: "Our minds shot together."

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Dwarf Movies

Clip from Herzog's Even Dwarfs Started Small:



Huh? Dancing Dwarf:

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Combat Source Kill - Cockroaches

I saw a roach last night crawling on the wall (right next to my computer) so today I bought a pack of LARGE roach traps. I just put down 8 of the things all over the house. I was worried that they would be bad for the cat but I read that the cat will be fine. Hopefully these things will work. I don't think we have a bad roach problem... Or I hope we don't. But I'm worried that they may be moving in so yeah. Hopefully this will stop it.

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Weight Watchers - Day 2

29 points per day - (still have 35 flex points left this week)

1. coffeemilksugar - 1 point
2. 3 Sushi Rolls + Miso Soup - 14 points (best estimates using Calorie King for data)

CURRENT TOTAL: 15 POINTS

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Slim Fast Optima

Hmmm... I'm not so sure about this slim fast optima stuff. :) It tastes pretty funky and I think it's upsetting my stomach. But that being said, Hey, It's America!

Oh yer saying: I THOUGHT YOU WERE DOING WEIGHT WATCHERS, MR. WEIRD BIZ?!?!

Well yes, see, I suppose that's just calorie counting, isn't it? I can still have a slim fast - that's just a food - I mean I'm sure they have their own diet plan. But eff it, my brothers and sisters.

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Prosper - A Great Investment Opportunity

Have you heard of Prosper? It's where people lend people money.

It's great for those who need a loan because you can bypass the banks altogether. Banks can be very particular about who they will give a loan to. Many people will not have success trying to attain a loan from a bank, for these people Prosper is a great opportunity.

It's also a great opportunity for investors. I personally have begun lending money on Prosper. Why? It's like getting to be a bank! Why make 5% with something like ING when you can make much more back with Prosper?

WWW.PROSPER.COM

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300th WeirdBiz Post / Weight Watchers

So I've decided to start the Weight Watchers point counting system this week. I'll be updating everything I eat and the calorie/fat/points content here.

As of now (I just weighed) I am at 169 pounds. This probably means I have about 10 pounds of fat I don't need to have

Day 1: July 9

1. Coffee 50 cals, 0 fat - 1 point (cals in coffee come from dash of sugar + skim milk, approx)

2. russian bear + skim milk 450 cals, 0 fat - 9 points

3. slimfast - 190 cals, 6 fat - 4 points

4. plain bagel - 260 cals, 5 fat - 5 points

5. chili - 400 cals, 11 fat - 9 points

6. turkey burger - 9 points

CURRENT TOTAL: 37 points (I got 9 "activity points" from going to the gym so this is not cutting into any of my "flex points")

this post will be edited with updates as i eat... I'm actually not sure yet how many points I can eat in a day - I'll have to consult with the resident weight watchers expert !

oh yeah and this is the 300th post of WeirdBiz.com's career! happy 300th post to me!

UPDATE:

I can apparently have 29 points per day. I'm already at 14! --- 19!

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The Beatles White Album - Disc/LP/FOLDER II

let's make our way through it my brothers. this is weird biz my friends and that means anything goes.

1. BIRTHDAY

first note. Yes i am HIGH. Yes I mean (oh, no I cannot say here, for this is a place of business.) Secondly yes I am pro legalization of (YES.) hell yeah my brothers, will this be political? no. We're going to have a good time. And yes I hate getting assfucked by the man but does it help me to have a brain biscuit every fucking time? I guess I just have to make more money, right?

What about the song? Ah yes. The vocals are mixed very loud I am noticing. I love the messed up edit there. With the daaaance-daaaaa-aaaaa-aaaance whatever the hell it is. Manny... Swiss cheese.

Also I really enjoy Yoko's singing of "birthday" in the background as well. I don't know how high I am, but I don't think I ever noticed that before.

2. Yer Blues

Have I told you often that the White Album is my favorite album of all time by anyone? For most of my life I have been a stern biscuit in favor of the first LP over the second. Not that I didn't like the second LP just that the first was always my favorite. And that's still the case today. So why am I listening to LP 2 tonight? It just seemed like time my brethren. That's one of the greatest things about the White Album - there's just so much to discover in it. And the second LP sounds fresher to me these days (probably because I've listened to the first one so many times... but also because the second seems to have a rougher more loose feeling to it overall.) Yes I often (a definite majority in fact) listen to just one LP or the other when it comes to the White Album. But that being said I never really consider them two separate albums. I feel like it's this one big buffet somehow and it all feels connected in my mind even when it's separated. The fact that it's not really connected seems to make it more so. It's bleeding ZEN I tell you. The damn Beatles. True genius my friends.

I love YER BLUES by the way. Such a rough dirty tune. It's just perfect in it's extreme imperfection. More of that dirty two talking insanity.

3. MOTHER NATURE'S SON

Talk about a mood change. I mean we go from happy as a clam (birthday) to a deep depression (yer blues) to this sort of peaceful ode to nature. While Mother Nature's Son has never been one of my favorites on the album and the strings may be a bit over done it's still a rather beautiful song and the strings work for me. It does sound very majestic - like a march through the forest. I'll tell you one thing for sure bub, the cat agrees.

---> End The War On Drugs <---

4. Everybody's Got Something To Hide Except For Me And My Monkey

Such an awesome unique rock song. What else really sounds like this? Listen to the drums on the left. And I love that wild bendy lead guitar. Ah yeash. That is the sweet stuff. Damn this song kicks my ass. I mean it's tracks like this that really make this album so great to come back to over over. These may not be the ones that kick you in right away but there's so much to them that over time it just keeps unveiling like a beautiful flower in my leg or whatever. Dig?

5. SEXY SADIE

I think my favorite thing about this song is all of the stuff going on in the background. All of the layers of backing vocals. I also really dig the phase effect used. The whole song just has this sort of wobbly off kilter sound that's very endearing. "You Gave Her Everything You Own Just To Sit At Her Table" - That's the part that just kicks in and says ah yes this is the motherfookin' Beatles yer gonna get yer ears all tuned and shiznit. Dig?...

6. Helter Skelter

Every song on this album sounds better to me now than when I first heard them it seems. This is such a strange song really. It's so raw. That's really the point of this song. People get confused by that. It's not the "heavy" - it's not the playing fast riffs man (see the 80s) it's goddamn RAW. It just feels like a sort of insane dirty bar somewhere with this sort of blues band but things get really weird man... REALLY GODDAMN ___WEIRD___ - man. Listening to this and then hearing Motley Crue's version to me is like ... It's like ok here's everything awesome about music (The Beatles) and here's that awesome thing in the hands of some fookin' douche bag morons. Aye. Man there's some really crazy stuff going on in this track man. LISTEN MAN, LISTEN. Use yer ears bub. It'll be good for the both of us.

7. Long Long Long

This really one of the greatest song transitions ever. From the ferocious insane ending of Helter Skelter into this very understated calm song. Long Long Long is often overlooked but it's really beautiful. Again it's incredibly unique and it's like nothing else on this album. I love the wobbly organ and the big drum fills. Just such an interesting unique mix. The Beatles were never happy just crapping out the same old thing. Within each song you got a unique experience. Each song was it's own piece of art. It's own jksdlafjasdk!!! It just drives me insane even thinking about it. I may have just now gone mad!

(so what is this all about? what am i trying to get across here? i'm not sure exactly, perhaps a journey in to the reflections of an album, man)

The ending on this one is quite mad, too, innit?

8. REVOLUTION 1

When I was a youngster I always thought the single version was far superior to this one but now I'm not so sure. While that one was great as a single - this one works better on the album I think and I'm very glad they included it now. It's a neat song with a lot of different things going on. Shooby Doo Wop. The sort of more askew approach fits the album much better than the more straightforward single version. I also love how you can hear the "alllllriight" and later you can hear the manipulated version of it in Revolution #9.

9. Honey Pie

I like how this connects to LP1's "Wild Honey Pie" even if just by music... but there seems to be a spiritual connection. That one truly is the wild honey pie. Dig it? Anyway this one is Paul doing his music hall thing which often gets derided by folks but I think it's bloody genius. In a lot of ways I think it's this sort of track that's most influential on bands like Ween. You know this is a weird ass pastiche of another style of music. It's really quite trippy to me. It's like wait a second... where are we now? We just had a revolution ... now it's the 1920s? ... er? You know they just really keep you guessing on this album. That's the real joy of it.

10. Savoy Truffle

I think I'm really noticing how cool the rhythm guitar is on this track for the first time. This is a song I didn't really like a whole lot for a long while but it's grown on me. It's still probably one of the lesser songs on the album but it's got a really cool sound going on between the stabbing guitars and the horns. That's the thing with the Beatles even when the songs are really great - the ideas put them over the top. There's still lots of delicious ear candy and they go interesting ways. I mean the back and forth between the guitar and the horn - delicious man. Delicious.

11. cry baby cry

Always one of my favorites. It's still great. An otherworldy other time sound. You know like it could be 1472 or 39498432. It's all the same my brothers. The bass is fantastic as well. Sweet delicious. My friends, let us join together and make a spiritual hoop. That may be hard to do as moments come and go...

The "Can you take me back..." thing at the end is great too. Really just another song segment they just stitched onto there. But it works great inbetween Cry Baby Cry and into Revolution #9... I also love the little bit of studio chatter right before Revolution #9... It's evocative of like... the controllers sticking the cartridge in your head. You know... of something. They supply the paint - you just have to stick it.

12. Revolution #9

I've always loved Revolution #9. Sure I don't listen to it as much as the rest of the album (I often end the album before Revolution #9 and skip it and "Good Night" (not one of my favorites) but I have always loved it. When I do listen to it I always hear some new bit I never noticed before. I love the fact that something this extremely weird and out there and "avante garde" is on an album by the most popular band in the history of popular music. I mean... There's something about that that i think is very very cool. And regardless this track ...

I mean so you're saying "oh ok you like it because it's weird and it gives the Beatles eternal cred as weird mofos" sure I do.. yes I am saying that. But I also really enjoy listening to the track - It's just the type of thing I don't want to do as often as say listening to Everybody's Got Something To Hide or Cry Baby Cry... dig? But when I am in that mood... yeah. It does what it's trying to do man. I say take what you need (take this brother, may it serve you well) and listen to the track on your headphones. See what aural images are created for you.

For a long while I never noticed the cowboys and indians... You know I think maybe a cool thing would be a really sound by sound dissection of this song... I'm sure though, there must already be one... eh?

13. Good Night

As I mentioned earlier: This is not one of my favorites. In fact I'd say it's easily my least favorite song on the album. That being said I don't hate it. The over the top orchestration of it (it sounds like a Disney soundtrack or something) combined with Ringo's less than perfect voice makes for a very interesting combination. I especially like the female backing vocals which seem very out of place on a Beatles album which is why I like them so much maybe? That's what the Beatles do throughout this album - they hit you with surprise after surprise. Really there's so much going on in this album (even just one half of it as I am listening to tonight) that it's astounding.

The Beatles White Album - The album of all time.

I hope you have enjoyed this wonderful journey through the White Album.

Now BUY IT:

oh yeah.. the official name of the white album is just "The Beatles" - self titled, yes.


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Stephen Marbury - Crackhead Interview

This is Stephen Marbury. He plays basketball in the NBA for the New York Knicks. This is a rather insane interview. He appears to be under the influence of something... Or he's just crazy.

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Universal Health Care For All Americans

I don't think it's that weird to want universal health care for all Americans. In fact it seems pretty basic. If Canada, Great Britain, and France can do it then why can't we?

Why do we have some of the worst health care ratings in the western world?

Why are our citizens not living as long as those in Canada and France (and many other countries) ?

Because the health insurance industry is absolutely 100% corrupt. They have absolutely no interest in anything other than their profit. They will KILL you in order to make a few more dollars. Are these really the people you want in control of your health?

Watch SICKO and realize that we NEED socialized health care (just as we need socialized police and socialized firemen) because some things are too important to bring business men into.

Of the candidates for president who supports universal health care? Dennis Kucinich and Mike Gravel.

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