Hollywood Undead Sucks
As many already know, Hollywood Undead Sucks. And not just a little bit. Not just like almost every “MySpace Band” sucks but sucks to such a degree that’s it’s quite noteworthy. In fact I’m making note of it right now.
I’m not sure I’ve heard music that is more offensive than Hollywood Undead. One would surely hope it’s all some grand joke on their many ignorant fans. Yes the band that makes the worst music ever has over 300,000 MySpace friends and has had their songs played over 50,000 times today. It’s quite sad that music this horrendous has many people (albeit I’m sure almost entirely stupid teenagers) listening to their music entirely without irony.
I’ll admit their music has quite the “it’s so bad it’s good” sort of charm to it. Their music is so bad it actually boggles the mind. I didn’t know previously that music this bad was capable of being made. And for this reason I can understand why people would listen to their music just out of pure amazement at how bad it is.
Yes, that’s understandable. But by and large I don’t think that’s what’s going on here. These are kids who really think this is good music. Kids who are either so ignorant or so stupid (or most likely both) that they actually think this crap constitutes something that is acceptable for human beings to listen to and enjoy.
It saddens my heart and makes me fear for the future when I think of such things, it really does.
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your wrong hollywood is a great band and not offensive if you listen to the lyrics then you would get what the song means so dont say that about them cause they make perfectly good music
I just heard their music for the first time, and this “Hollywood Undead” band must be one of the ten most untalented bands ever. The equivalent in the visual world must be watching a cat defecate. The Hollywood Undead are the untalented of the untalented with whipped cream and a cherry on top.
And P.S.: who cares about what the lyrics say in light of the situation here, which is that the music is so bland and boring that a person can’t get past the music to even get to the lyrics. The music, aside from the lyrics, eats dirt. I would rather work in a factory and get paid fifteen cents an hour than to listen to this band ever again.
You’re right - they do suck.
Okay, this has gone too far:
The other day I was driving with someone when Ozzy’s “Crazy Train” came on the radio , and I mentioned that they liked the song.
They replied “OOH, yeah this is like that Hollywood Undead song, except it sounds different… is it a remix?”
I was speechless. It must be some kind of crime to recognize that line as Hollywood Undead before recognizing it as FUCKING OZZY.
*mentioned that I liked the song
whoops.