i’m feelin’ pretty psychedelic right now

WHAT THE HELL is going on in my brain? I mean.

First of all - this is the best blog in the world but no one else seems to realize that, most of all me.

Think about the amount of stuff that’s on these here internets. It’s fucking insane. I’ve decided that my generation is the most thoughtful about this subject - because we were young not to be too old for the internets, but we also didn’t grow up with it. So we know what it’s like without it and with it. I think it’s tastier than a box of cherry chocolates.

Anyway, old folks just don’t really seem to get it. It’s too confusing for them. But then on the other hand - kids suck too. You fuckin’ kids who are like say. 23 or younger and have grown up with the internets. You damn kids don’t know what it’s like without it. You have had it around your whole lives. And now with it being just crazier than a turd’s ass. It is particularly in good shape - for the latest generation of insane people, children, ducks, whatever. Perhaps I should just play some tunes on my laptop and jam out to that?

I could tune my guitar but that wouldn’t make any sense.

The sad thing about my insane rambles I’ve realized - besides the fact that no one but me would ever want to read them - is that even if someone did read them - they’d probably think they were generated by some sort of blog spam robot. You know what I mean. You’ve read articles where it looks like they were written by some sort of robot and they don’t make any goddamn sense.

Maybe that’s what I am a flesh eating spam robot. Um… Flesh eating - well I am, I guess. I do eat flesh of animals. I’d like to be a vegetarian but I don’t think I can pull it off. Especially not since I’m this diet (http://www.TheDayOffDiet.com) which is high in protein - it’d be much harder to do as a vegetarian.

May 21, 2008 | what the hell