Vimax Theme Song?

Should I sing a Vimax theme song? I heard it's the best penis enlargement pill in the damn world. And while I am quite well endowed in this area I know that some of you men folk need all the help you can get. So it seems like if I am going to sing a song about something, it might as well be VIMAX!

Well by sing a Vimax theme song I also mean WRITE IT. I'm not just doing covers here people, I am a true artist all around. I write the song, I record the music, I sing the vocals, I do it all kids. I do the production. I do the marketing. I am a one man musical machine my friends and donkeys. When I do a song, it is a marvelous thing - whether it be the benefit of just myself or in the case of Vimax Penis Enlargement Pills - A benefit to everyone in the world who needs a larger more powerful & kick ass penis.

Absinthe Supply Jingle

I've changed my mind. My first jingle will be for Absinthe Supply. That seems perfectly suited for Weird Biz! If you don't know about Absinthe Supply click on the banner below.



It's a website where you can order *real* absinthe online. If you don't know what absinthe is... well it's awesome. How about that for a description? Not the best, I guess.

It's an alcoholic drink (usually with a very high alcohol %) with an anise flavor (think black licorice.) It's usually GREEN.

Oh yeah and it's got psychoactive elements. This last bit is only true for the *real* Absinthe that you order online from Europe. If you get the $7 bottle at your neighborhood liquor store it's not going to be the same thing (trust me, I've tried it.) So yes, real Absinthe is quite a bit more expensive but it's worth it because it's not like just drinking beer or something. It's a unique experience.

www.AbsintheSupply.net

I still haven't written any JINGLES yet.

I still like the idea, but you know, I've been sideswiped by other things... I've allowed it to happen no doubt. No real excuses. I'm still digging on the Lasik Plus idea and I came up with a few ideas for it... nothing stuck really.

Um... In other news... I don't know man, I want to create something really... some sort of something. Some alternate reality. As if I haven't already? Anyway... I suppose I need FOCUS, that's the hard part really with what I do ... My attention isn't what it used to be... If it used to be something... but I suppose it did. That's how I remember it now... But it was usually things I was very interested in that I was able to remain focused on. That makes sense, yes?

Free Lasik Eye Exam

Maybe I should make my first JINGLE (hey man, were you here yesterday?) for Lasik Plus - I've always wanted to get Lasik Eye Surgery (well maybe not always but pretty much ever since I heard of it.) And Lasik Plus offers a FREE LASIK EYE EXAM ( if you sign up online -> www.LasikPlus.com )

Not only that but they offer a financing plan that means you can pay for it for as little as $48/month. How awesome is that?

I think they deserve a Weird Biz JINGLE!

Are You Ready For Jingles?

OK. This idea just popped in my head. I am going to be making jingles for various products. HELL YEAH. You ready for that? Everyone loves a tasty JINGLE.

Among the products/websites/whateverthefucks to be jingled in the near future:



ah hell with it. the rest are a surprise for now. but you can see I'm starting out with a doozy. ABSINTHE is the crazy mofo (and yes you can buy the real shit online at the above site)