Matt Damon Is Fucking Sarah Palin
Matt Damon is right. The possibility of Sarah Palin as our President is SCARY.
Register to vote today to make sure it doesn’t happen. Barack Obama has to win. Sure John McCain is more of the same (he’s EXACTLY the same as George W. Bush on every issue) but Sarah Palin may be something even worse. Sarah Palin may be so bad that we are wishing Dubya would come back. Think about that.
Miracle Berry
Have you ever heard of this? I haven’t until yesterday: Miracle Berry. I ordered a pack of them yesterday.
What are they?
Apparently it works like this:
1. You eat a miracle berry (or a miracle berry pill)
2. Everything you taste for the next 30 minutes to 2 hours is sweet. For example vinegar would taste sweet. WHAT?! Sounds impossible? It does to me. That’s why I had to find out for myself what this is like. It seems like a dieters dream. You could make brownies without sugar for example. Or kool-aid without sugar. You could do this: Every night you eat a magic berry after dinner and then you can have dessert. So every single day you could eat sweets but without ever actually eating any sugar. How cool is that?
What they say is that everything keeps it’s flavor it just becomes sweet. For example: I heard that a Guinness beer tastes like a chocolate shake. I’ll definitely have to try that for myself.
Anyway, once I get these things I’ll definitely do an update on how it goes.
Sarah Palin Is The Devil
One of the funniest videos I’ve seen on YouTube in awhile and I agree with every word:
For motherfucking fuck can people please wake the fuck up. Can’t they see that Sarah Palin is a tool being used by the GOP to try and get four more years in the White House? Are people really this easily fooled? I guess I should already know the answer to that after Bush won in ‘00 & ‘04.
Just Bought Another Obama Shirt
Watching the disgusting Sarah Palin speech tonight (Rudy G’s was pretty gross too) made me pretty god damn pissed off. She has to be one of the worst people in the universe. I decided I wanted to contribute to the Obama campaign in some way tonight to feel like I’m doing my part to help defeat these fear mongers. I’ve donated quite a bit of money to Obama already and have bought some shirts already but tonight I bought another Obama shirt.
If you’d like to donate to Obama too CLICK HERE.
What’s the difference between Dick Cheney & Sarah Palin? Lipstick.
SARAH PALIN!?!?!
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